The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2015

and that type of thing can have a Domino effect

Those poor pizzas. They only had a week to enjoy freedom after the delivery man’s flat.

I never saw-sage a terrible sight!

The Cap’n has a thick crust, he can take it.

It was fairly easy to identify the big wheel behind these crimes even though he was pretty sharp. He won’t be going around doing this any longer. So good that the cops could get a handle on this crime.

That guy’s a well-known cut-up. He’s got a brother in the linguini business.

I hope the police arrived in 30 minutes or less.

Hey! I think the cops have the wrong person! If she cut up all of those pizza slices, how come her cutting wheel is so clean? Did the pizza cops even LOOK for any other suspects??

Papa John’s CEO often says “Slice to Meet You!”

Pizza the Hut ought to feel right at home with all those pizza faces.

It’s not delivery — It’s demented.

Look like Steve from the mid-90’s Pizza Hut ads finally went too far.

Great comments today!!!

The Noid did it.

They’re really cut up about it.

i’m sure the police used cutting edge technology to nail the culprit….