Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 14, 2015

Get them out of Whale’s Hell.

Cue the methane-producing bio mass!

Although The Whales will then be more open to market fluctuations and will be under greater pressure to perform, the float is necessary to access funds, reduce debt and gain a higher profile especially after the complete failure of the previous float. It’s high noon for The Whales.

From the Land Down Under, refloat and do the australian

crawl.

Yes, by all means, re-float! Parading’s better! ( When was the last time you gave a girl a pink-edged daisy? When did you last embarrass a sheila with your cool, appraising stare? )

@2old Lol! Of course!

But what about the humans? How long can they survive out of the sea? Certainly, their time is limited. We must return them to the sea and limit their numbers by aquatic predation in order to save them before they leave the world entirely and die in the vacuum of space.

They did? Why didn’t I know this at noon, when it mattered? Have the attempts succeeded, or must we put up with over a hundred tons of festering blubber and guts from the unfortunate yet diverse trio?

There is a Teresa in Sluggy Freelance.I don’t believe it is the same one, though.Her actual name is Slaughteresa, but only her mother calls her Slaw. (Or else.)You can actually see distant stars wobble as their planets go around them. But you can’t see the gravity happening.

…I hope it’s friendly

Will they be baleen out everyone, or just those who are too big to fail?

…Moby Dick the great white Sperm whale……Andy Dick is just a Right Whale in the wrong body..…a whale shark is not a legal marriage in all but five states……Free Dogsniff:FREED!!!…Free Shamu: Working on it….…I’m trying to refloat the whales..and here you are deflating them on porpoise….…it is not a real refloation when you use the word ,‘attempt’……Moby was going to have a hard time explaining all the tentacle marks to his wife……Terry is to Ahab as the GoLords are to Hi & Lois… …Quick..what are the three whales in today’s cartoon?!?……if you share this on Facebook by noon,you will be blessed with exploded over inflated whale carcass……That @$%! Tom Brady strikes again!!!…

Nuke the whales!

No inflating while attempting to refloat … they blot out the sun.

It’ll make clock-watchers out of us all.

Why aren’t there any left whales?Yes, I’m a lefty

The whales will probably all die in the next five thousand years as the seas warm, except for a few who happen to inhabit the narrow range of waters cool enough to keep them alive. It happens all the time. We just don’t notice because our window of observation is so very tiny and keyhole-like, imagining that the world is always pretty much like we know it.The world is strange beyond imagining, and our experience is less, in comparison to all possibilities, than is the topsoil in comparison to all the crust down to the fluid mantle. Our science, based in observation and experimentation, has seen very, very little of the world, though some things are pretty much universal and apply nearly always.

Like sands thought the hourglass, so are the whales of our lives.