Pickles by Brian Crane for May 09, 2015

you know she’s right

Who do you expect to pick up after you, Earl, once Opal AND Roscoe kick the bucket?

I may never eat another cupcake….

I like Judge Judy’s lines. My favorite: don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

Love it! I do the same thing. Thank you for validating. Judge Judy is a pistol!!

I liked that sweater where it was. If it bothers you, pick it up, but don’t whine about it.

If you want everyone to think of you as an obnoxious witch, by all means, take after one.

my X used to start undressing when he came in the front door, shoes, socks, at the door, jacket, and or shirt on the back of a chair in the living room, jeans in the bedroom floor and then by that time he was in the bathroom and shed the rest to jump in the shower. Was kind of like unwrapping the invisible man….lol

Judge Judy doesn’t impress me as being funny.

what a wise person you are. except mostly that never happens

If Judge Judy was the only thing on TV… I listen to the radio…

I was watching Judge Judy the other day with my husband. His comment? “Some of these people should not be allowed to reproduce.”

Earl would’ve picked up in his proper time frame, not his fault Opal wants them up in less than a week.No patience.Now pass me Opal’s cupcake.

For Jean—I get why he’s your X !!

I get my best one liners every time I read Daddy’s Home

And now I just spent 30 minutes online reading Judge Judy quips.

Whatever Earl and Opal are willing to overlook is up to them. Especially when overlooking can help them to more safely walk around.

I like that!

Even though it sounds disgusting.

xxx