Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 22, 2015

You must be joking.

Smell my flower.

Have you heard the one about the commander of the firing squad?

What a Bozo.

He who laughs last, lasts.

Tell them the longest shaggy dog story you know. Maybe they will fall asleep waiting for the punchline.

Funny!. The multiplying bunny trick should be a clever diversion.

That’s funny – a coughin’ nail

Doesn’t he know that smoking is bad for his health? Hopefully, he get one last shot at quitting.

All I did was let them play Twister on my pants…

or last coughs?

Hey, that cigaret smells funny!

He who laughs, lasts.

did you hear the one about the gang who couldn’t shoot straight?

A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer down your pants. Chuckles bites the dust. The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

I would hate to see how many people come out from the limo.

May I sing? Yes. “Ten million bottles of beer on the wall, Ten million bottles of beer’”