Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2015
May 27, 2015
May 29, 2015
Transcript:
Staci: Oh, Ken, what a great first date.
Ken: I agree, Staci... It's hard to imagine how the night could have been much better.
Pastis: You're crushing the basket, Ken.
Staci: I can think of a way.
Ken: He's biting my leg.
He’s not biting it, he’s reverted to a primitive animal and thinks his leg is trapped in a trap. So he’s trying to free himself by gnawing it off. Except it’s actually poor ken’s leg and not his own.
He is most definitely not getting divorced. There was an awesome article when this series of strips started last year, talking about how Staci (his wife) started getting phone calls from friends who’d seen the comic and were concerned. The article used to be here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/comic-riffs/post/is-pearls-before-swine-creator-getting-divorced-well-if-you-believe-everything-you-read-in-the-funny-papers/2014/02/19/b20c8cda-99e7-11e3-b88d-f36c07223d88_blog.html
Cartoon-Boy’s refusal to accept that Staci has dumped him can only mean that Ken-doll will have to deal with him, if only to save his own leg. Hey, it’s all self-defense.Back off, Cartoon-Boy, if you know what’s good for you! Ken-doll looks big and buff, you diminutive wretch….
This arc may not be autobiographical, but is also very unfunny. “Weird” and “funny” are not the same thing. This needs to go away. Bring back the crocs.
NO, Atari, This is one of the funniest, most imaginative archs I’ve seen. I just get a kick out of the thought that he’s living in a basket on the porch. LOL
Check this Pastis interview with a publication in India: http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2015-05-22/news/62504355_1_650-newspapers-stephan-pastis-strip
It is hilarious that Stephen in the strip has taken on a life apart from his creator. I think the idea that characters write themselves is proving true. Hopefully life will not imitate art in the future.
Pastis may have bigger problems to deal with – Rat is with “The New Adventures of Queen Victoria” today. The Queen started plotting against Pastis yesterday.
proving pastis is even weirder than regular weird people. most of us who create an alter ego would come up with someone cooler or better looking or richer, etc. not someone who’s life is way worse and pathetic
knight1192a over 9 years ago
He’s not biting it, he’s reverted to a primitive animal and thinks his leg is trapped in a trap. So he’s trying to free himself by gnawing it off. Except it’s actually poor ken’s leg and not his own.
Thehag over 9 years ago
Congratulations on the Reuben Mr. Pastis. Love the elaborate puns!
mcapone over 9 years ago
He is most definitely not getting divorced. There was an awesome article when this series of strips started last year, talking about how Staci (his wife) started getting phone calls from friends who’d seen the comic and were concerned. The article used to be here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/comic-riffs/post/is-pearls-before-swine-creator-getting-divorced-well-if-you-believe-everything-you-read-in-the-funny-papers/2014/02/19/b20c8cda-99e7-11e3-b88d-f36c07223d88_blog.html
… but the link wasn’t working for me today.
WoodEye over 9 years ago
What do you expect from him, he’s a basket case…
Kind&Kinder over 9 years ago
He’s a little old to be an ankle-biter!
knight1192a over 9 years ago
No.
Bilan over 9 years ago
Always suspected that Stephan had a bit of croc in him.
jeff_e over 9 years ago
No reason for jealousy. Since Staci and Ken have no lips, there won’t be a goodnight kiss to worry about.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Poor Cartoon Boy lost in love :-{
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Cartoon-Boy’s refusal to accept that Staci has dumped him can only mean that Ken-doll will have to deal with him, if only to save his own leg. Hey, it’s all self-defense.Back off, Cartoon-Boy, if you know what’s good for you! Ken-doll looks big and buff, you diminutive wretch….
AtariDragon over 9 years ago
This arc may not be autobiographical, but is also very unfunny. “Weird” and “funny” are not the same thing. This needs to go away. Bring back the crocs.
smorbie the great and beautiful over 9 years ago
NO, Atari, This is one of the funniest, most imaginative archs I’ve seen. I just get a kick out of the thought that he’s living in a basket on the porch. LOL
JudyAz over 9 years ago
Does Barbie know that Ken’s out and about?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
This is just pathetic
Robert Mulbry Premium Member over 9 years ago
Lets get back to bad puns and move away from pathetic relationships.
azktryg over 9 years ago
Check this Pastis interview with a publication in India: http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2015-05-22/news/62504355_1_650-newspapers-stephan-pastis-strip
jmartin1955 over 9 years ago
It is hilarious that Stephen in the strip has taken on a life apart from his creator. I think the idea that characters write themselves is proving true. Hopefully life will not imitate art in the future.
katfromky over 9 years ago
I have always thought the weirder the better.
OldestandWisest over 9 years ago
Stephan should feel sorry for Ken and Staci, after all, they were born without mouths!
Lori Eberly over 9 years ago
Pastis may have bigger problems to deal with – Rat is with “The New Adventures of Queen Victoria” today. The Queen started plotting against Pastis yesterday.
whiteaj over 9 years ago
This is just anatomically weird.
Maizing over 9 years ago
Personally, I think it’s great that he and his wife are comfortable enough with each other that he can make these kinds of jokes in his comic.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
proving pastis is even weirder than regular weird people. most of us who create an alter ego would come up with someone cooler or better looking or richer, etc. not someone who’s life is way worse and pathetic
Number Three over 9 years ago
I would never date a man who wears a tie like that. It reminds me too much of Jon from Garfield even though Jon wears bow ties which are just as bad!
xxx
mabrndt Premium Member over 9 years ago
If you haven’t already read it, @Arye Uygur pasted the Post article, including comments at that time, into a comment here.
Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago
I have heard of the mono-brow but not the mono-boob.
Zebra almost 7 years ago
STEPHAN!!! NO BAD STRIPS THAT JUST SHOW YOUR JEALOUSY FOR THIS NICE MAN WHO HAPPENS TO BE DATING YOUR WIFE! I SEE NO PROBLEMS
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 2 years ago
Wait, Ken? Like KEN DOLL. Stereotypical