Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 21, 2015

Lio-Hulk smashed P.E. class good!

Steroids

When doing the rope climb, did he bring the roof down?

It’s not fair to all the other students in your gym class, Lio-Hulk!

Puny teacher. Hulk-Lio smash (unless get A+).

These are great Lio-Hulk. Have any more?

Oddly, the pants still fit.

Not oddly – that other Hulk’s pants have always fit. Spandex, I presume.

“Don’t make me angry—you wouldn’t like me if you made me angry!”

Lio keeps a spare shirt in his gym locker for these situations…

Lio’s now works for the Yankees.

Lio’s now works for the Yankees.

Good job Lio!

There will be an asterisk on his report card this year.

The gym teacher in my elementary school was really fair: our dodgeball games had a rule which stated that eliminated players can return if the player who eliminated them were themselves eliminated.

He only gets good grades when he cheats!

I see a big future for that boy in professional baseball or, maybe, bicycling.