Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 09, 2010
May 08, 2010
May 10, 2010
Transcript:
Woman: I noticed you haven't cut your grass yet this year. Trouble getting your lawn mower started after the winter? Woman 2: No. Trouble getting my husband started after the winter.
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Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
If it sounds like the mower’s trying to start, that’s his snoring.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Hey, you look like you could use a little exercise (I’d NEVER say that) You mow, I’ll get dinner. What’s Pizza Town’s number?
ltownley2006 over 14 years ago
Hey, isn’t that why God invented teen-aged neighbor kids?
Homeward Premium Member over 14 years ago
Um… why doesn’t she mow the grass?
Nelly55 over 14 years ago
same here Dr. T
but we have 5 acres in the woods, so the tractor and bush-hog need to get revved up.
tedcoop over 14 years ago
Erika, it’s because she does everything else around the house & yard.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Making hay while the sun shines. Can’t cut it wet.
nobody_special Premium Member over 14 years ago
Doctor Toon said,
“The lawn here is indeed due to be mowed, fortunately for me the days I’ve had time the weather has been nasty. Wonder how long that excuse is going to work.”
Around here, only until someone from the city sees it and sends you a nasty letter threatening to fine you. (One of the laws our former mayor pushed through before going to prison … ) And yes for those who work all week and can only do yard work on the weekends the last two weekends have been stormy …