Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 28, 2015
May 27, 2015
May 29, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Would you put my keys in your purse? They make a lump in my pocket. Here, put my wallet in there too. Woman: Now I understand why men don't carry purses. Because women carry purses. Man: Duh.
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LeoAutodidact over 9 years ago
Men USED-TO (several Hundred years ago) carry Purses but got out out of the habit as Cut-Purses (AKA Pick-Pockets) got better and better at their jobs. Carrying, and being ready at all times to instantly ready to USE a Sword, became their primary duty and a Servant handled the Money for them.
cdward over 9 years ago
I have asked my wife to carry my glasses once, but that’s it.
carlosrivers over 9 years ago
that’s why cargo pants and shorts are a great thing
chromosome Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe she should carry a purse just large enough for her stuff and tell him to get a fanny pack.
TheWildSow over 9 years ago
We HAVE to carry purses because they insist on making women’s clothes without POCKETS! (And I insist on not buying those clothes.)
grossvatter over 9 years ago
Ask Jerry Seinfeld………of coarse the fur coat didn’t help!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Don’t carry any keys! The small FOB fits discretely in my pocket…