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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 28, 2015
May 27, 2015
May 29, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Would you put my keys in your purse? They make a lump in my pocket. Here, put my wallet in there too. Woman: Now I understand why men don't carry purses. Because women carry purses. Man: Duh.
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LeoAutodidact almost 10 years ago
Men USED-TO (several Hundred years ago) carry Purses but got out out of the habit as Cut-Purses (AKA Pick-Pockets) got better and better at their jobs. Carrying, and being ready at all times to instantly ready to USE a Sword, became their primary duty and a Servant handled the Money for them.
cdward almost 10 years ago
I have asked my wife to carry my glasses once, but that’s it.
carlosrivers almost 10 years ago
that’s why cargo pants and shorts are a great thing
chromosome Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Maybe she should carry a purse just large enough for her stuff and tell him to get a fanny pack.
TheWildSow almost 10 years ago
We HAVE to carry purses because they insist on making women’s clothes without POCKETS! (And I insist on not buying those clothes.)
grossvatter almost 10 years ago
Ask Jerry Seinfeld………of coarse the fur coat didn’t help!
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Don’t carry any keys! The small FOB fits discretely in my pocket…