Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 17, 2015

“Seniors, this day marks the end of your time here at LU, but more importantly, this day is a beginning — the beginning of your …. No, wait, hold on … that’s the wrong speech.Seniors, these years here at LU are something you will remember for as long as you live. I’m pretty sure of that.”

Your diploma is just your first step.

Nice Pearls Before Swine tribute

Hey! This is just like real life!

There’s a pit called “student debt” right below them . . .

LEMMING DEFAMATION! SPECIESIST! HATER! The whole lemmings-rush-to-their-death thing is a myth; filmmakers staged lemming death scenes for the Disney nature documentary White Wilderness. Read more at http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.asp#41xWTYzbCx1QIwVY.99 But the comic is STILL funny.

It appears to me, these graduating lemmings are quickly adapting to today’s business climate…

Did you know lemmings can be trained to perform CPR? Someone formed an emergency services company using them. When lemmings give you life, make Lemming-Aid.

Wasn’t that Mugwai?

lemmings—— like the corners of my mind