Pickles by Brian Crane for May 19, 2010

bleeep tootin’? Does that mean the Earl is passing gas? ;-)

He’s busy looking up the racehorse results to see if his horse won Nelson.

I want to be busy like that/

I agree, I think he’s passing gas!

Gee willikers, he sounds like Sarah Palin.

By golly, you betcha! (MORE wise words from Sarah Palin)

double sigh…

And then another one for Grandma.

George “Gabby” Hayes favorite expressions sill live on.

I grew up with grandparents that talked like that, and I understooed every word they said. LOL :-)))

Bleep skippy, it makes perfect sense to me.

Trite makes right. Just not understandable.

Press one for English….

now I will type the word that rhymes with yarn , that starts with a ‘d’:

bleeep bleeep bleeep bleeep bleeep bleeep

you’re just gonna have to take my word for it

There ought to be a law. My nose is in the newspaper and some idiot (not necessarily you Dear) asks me “Are you busy?” “No, I,m holding the paper to shield me from cosmic rays.” My next favorite question is, “Are you sleeping?”

lewreader; The answer to “are you sleeping?” is “Not anymore!”

How VERY FUNNY! D A R N tootin’ is part of the strip, but if you type it here, it gets bleeped!

Now, why on earth would that “d” word get bleeped? Does GoComics find mending socks to be somehow offensive? :)

I have a lot of socks that need b l e e e e p i n g. I just don’t know how to b l e e e e e p.

Let’s try quoting Mark Twain.

Durn the Durn Fog. D U R N the D U R N Fog. (from Huckleberry Finn)

how to say bleeep ..? heh..

twenty-three skiddoo

ha ha ha ha ha ha Very funny! F_ing Tootin’!

Oops! Sorry! No offensive! OK!

Have a g’day, mates! Peace out!

LOL Carmy got “bleeped” for darn it! That’s funny too!

GJ_Jehosaphat, yeah, that was funny. When I hit post, it wasn’t bleeped, it must have bleeped later.

LOL Well Gosh bleeep it anyway!

One way to get past the auto sensors with something as mild as darn is to use the good old double asterisks (**)

One of my favorite “bleeps” is trying to talk about The Dick Van bleeep (“VanDike” ☜(sp)) TV Show (can’t get the asterisks to work with his name). Darn It! (I’ve written about this example before, but just checking to see if anythings changed since last summer.;-))

Yepper

Wouldn’t that be a “Grampa to English” dictionary he needs?