Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 03, 2015

If he won’t accept the offer, stuff the shirt in his mouth. One way or the other, he’ll be quiet.

V.I.P. = Very Irritating Person

I bet most coffee shops could make a mint selling those.

Amen.

I like it!

great laugh – now where can i get a couple dozen!!!

Yeah, those pinheads are why I don’t go out to eat much anymore.

I understand when someone needs to take an important call; but courtesy dictates you leave the room and handle the situation before returning.

What annoys me most is when a question arises, someone whips out their POS device! It’s not so darn important to have instant gratification…

Makes even more sense without the ‘R’.

I usually make some sort of comment about the contents of the conversation to the person like, “It really sounds like your friend’s boyfriend is a jerk.”

They look at me funny.

I respond, “Oh, that was supposed to be a private conversation?”

I bet if more people did this these behemouths wouldn’t talk so loud.

Love it

One local restaurant adds 20% to your bill if you use a cell phone while you are there. There is a sign on the door as you walk in.

The back could have his name: D. BAG.

I can’t hear myself talk on the phone with guys like that around.

V.I.P. = Very Irritating Person-Also (a Yiddish expression for a real a$$hole): Very Irritating P*tz.