Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 04, 2015

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    “Honey, you wanna open a nice Chianti?”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    … that’s a hot one …

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    Darryl Heine  over 9 years ago

    I don’t get it…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 9 years ago

    We’ll call this “Fatal Malice.” But she isn’t as smart and pretty as Glenn Close.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Sick… but it still made me laugh!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    Gee, it’s more traditional to show a man hating a mother-in-law.

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    Carl R  over 9 years ago

    On it’s face this appears to be about mother, but it’s really about grammar.

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    usuckat costumerservice  over 9 years ago

    Gross

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    He: How come you don’t cook like my mother?

    She: That’s because your mother didn’t have someone pinching her behind while she’s cooking.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It should be thrown back.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    She never was a possessive mother.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    …Toots?

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    wiatr  over 9 years ago

    Have you ever looked at Bizarro?

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    kaystari Premium Member over 9 years ago

    not very funny, and why is she wearing a burglers mask?

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    Isaac AO Soto  about 1 month ago

    Oh this is so bad but soooo good LOL

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