Pickles by Brian Crane for June 21, 2015

Now hurry up and get a trash can for that egg, Earl.

Neither one of them is awake enough to have a conversation…

This topic could cover a week, I have a feeling. Earl, call Roscoe. Dogs usually love eggs.

Other than that happy Father’s Day Earl.

Don’t ask the question if you don’t want to hear the answer.

It’s so nice that we have the women in our lives to make sure we know exactly what our faults are. Otherwise, how would we know?

But you are a great Dad – your daughter knows her son has a great childhood thanks to you

Now if Earl said that about Opal people would say he’s abusing his wife, but it’s ok for women and kids to bad mouth dad. Why is that alright and when did it begin? Happy Fathers Day Earl.

Hey Opal… Last time I checked the toilet seat works both ways up and down. You left it down yesterday.

Actually it would have been fun to have Roscoe cleaning up the eggs in that last panel.

I’m so glad I’m single now.

I better not show this to my wife!!

I’m glad we cleared THAT up

I usually refrain from asking Rhetorical Questions, for Fear someone will actually Answer them

it’s a married thing, not a male female thing. try to keep that in mind people. my ex, bless her fuzzy heart, could sound just like opal. let’s hear it for starting over!

I disagree with Opal in the 5th panel. When you have an itch… You have to scratch!

xxx

Earl: “You forgot one Opal. I’m married to you!”

Grow up, guys — not just the seat, but the lid should go down when you’re finished. My own performance in this has not always been 100%, but I’ve known the rule most of my 74 years. And it’s not a male vs female thing — it’s just basic civilized decency!

Nice of her to truncate her list in honor of Father’s Day

otherwise, it would be Independence Day ere she finished

Such a great father’s day strip. I’m of the female type, but I don’t see why low-rating men is any funnier than low-rating women. IMHO, it’s not funny at all! Brian, go send the Pickles (maybe with Nelson) out on a vacation to an iconic place. Then maybe you could get some better ideas.

I dont know how anyone could be happy being single,a life alone is no life at all

I am sure he was just referring to the eggs

besides, leaving the seat down makes it harder to see the saran wrap across the top of the bowl.

Opal is lucky she married Earl. He could have run off a list of her faults, starting with you’re mean, self-centered, egotistical….