Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 18, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    Ah, the agent with the papers.

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    JayBluE  over 9 years ago

    Well, we see Greg has taken up his “graffitti kick” again, looking at that back wall… – And I guess it’s inevitable… Charles’ mother on “Charles In Charge”, “Rachel’s Place” on Family Matters… even the Fonz acquired a sizable share of Arnold’s… Now I guess we wait to see what Frank and Nancy name their place… – Question is, who is going to help with the clean up in the meantime? I don’t think “the Little Red Hen” is In town, at the moment… – Maybe it’s already being taken care of, though… since half of the background seems to have been “erased”, and the other half still has lines of walls, beams, floors and such…

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    Lilikoi70  over 9 years ago

    So nice to see you!

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    rpmurray  over 9 years ago

    Can’t wait until the building inspector tells them what it’s going to cost to bring the building up to code.

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    Wow, that was fast. Now, I wonder who that agent will be? Do we know any realtors in Pitts?

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    JayBluE  over 9 years ago

    “Boarding An Enterprise”“Towing The Dotted Line”“It’s A Family Affair” (♫)“Is There A Draft In Here?”“Weighing The Pros And The Contracts”“Mind Your Business”“Sinking In Ink”“Here Comes Jerry MacGuire”or“With Six, You Get Payroll”

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    kenhense  over 9 years ago

    I hope Toni’s brother doesn’t want to do the first play.

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    Airman  over 9 years ago

    Re-enter Ann Eifel? No. TJ and everyone else would veto it.

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    Now, if Pitts Community College was anything like the Seminole State School we have here, there would be a training program for skilled workers (electricians, plumbers and the like), and Frank could contract with them to renovate the warehouse as part of the hands-on training program. That would save money, and the supervisors in the program would make certain that everything was up to code…

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    ShagsCA  over 9 years ago

    Speaking of “hands on”, I wonder what Quill’s right hand is on…

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    ShagsCA  over 9 years ago

    Speaking of “hands on”, I wonder what Quill’s right hand is on…

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    JayBluE  over 9 years ago

    Perhaps that’s “Who” the agent is…he’s with the ’Timely Lords" real estate consortium of Greater Pitts… – Not to mention that sometimes, the TARDIS can “repair itself”. Seems the warehouse is doing that part, as they all speak…

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    JayBluE  over 9 years ago

    (Blue paint:) Yes, a lot of it…. – (Sonic Brushes:) Well, I’m sure they’re around, somewhere.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    My, my! This project is moving along at a positively dizzying pace for this strip! Will the agent be someone we already know? Will Toni and Brad’s wedding actually be scheduled as an inaugural event?

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    svetlana17  over 9 years ago

    When I do floorplans for convention center booths, with everything exactly to scale, it’s amazing how different it appears when we set up. Actual scale is one thing, public perception is another, and walking space something else entirely. I’m sure the warehouse is similar.

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    Editman  over 9 years ago

    Good luck with getting a liquor license!

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    Barry1941  over 9 years ago

    She seems to have missed one small item, who is fixing this dump up. Did Frank bother with having the structure checked out by an expert. I doubt it.

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    take a cue from snagglepuss….exit stage left….

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    Manga Enthusiast  over 9 years ago

    The agent might be that sleazy short guy who promised Tiffany she would become a Hollywood star.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    MEANTIME, the “Agent” Is Grinning from Ear to Ear and Desperately trying to Suppress a Loud LAUGH, as She Simply Cannot BELIEVE that THESE People Were DUMB Enough to Pay THAT Amount of Money for THIS (Chortle, Chuckle, GUFFAW) “Warehouse.”

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Surely it’ll all turn out OK because this is a happy family comic strip.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Because he’s acting incredibly naively, as if his better judgment has been suppressed by some sort of mid-life crisis.

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    Sportymonk  over 9 years ago

    Roanoke Rapids tried to build a theater like this. Great facility but no audience. City backed it and now bankruptcy all over.

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    weblais  over 9 years ago

    I wonder if the eccentric art instructor will be the experienced manager.

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    thebigboot  over 9 years ago

    So none of them have heard of zoning laws I take if?

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    ACTIVIST1234  over 9 years ago

    FIRST – A Professional Inspection*Make sure the foundation is good, there are no termites, it’s not sitting on a fault line, it’s not a gang hangout, the sewage lines work, it’s accessible to electricity & gas. Make sure no one else has a lien on the property.*If you sign without checking it out, you deserve what you get. Frank, you and Nancy should both know this by now!

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    3pibgorn9  over 9 years ago

    So I guess Quill’s theatrical summer didn’t work out or it was a short season.

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    notbornyesterday  over 9 years ago

    lets me see if I understand this; Frank, who’s basically an idiot want’s to put everything at risk with a scheme that has every indication of being a bottomless money pit, something he has no experience at, AND he want’s everyone …no not just give him their permission, ., but their active participation and financial support…which apparently he just ASSUMED they want to do….BUT he can’t handle the thought of his legal age Precious little Luann having sex, SOO NO Luann, Quill can’t rent Brads old room…what an f’’’in idiot / hypocrite; I hope they rent that room to some serial killer. That’ll teach him..

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    locake  over 9 years ago

    Nancy needs to say exactly what the support would include.I wouldn’t agree until I heard the details of what she expected them to do.

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    locake  over 9 years ago

    Why would anyone think Ann is involved in real estate??She worked in a fast food restaurant. You might as well assume Mr. Fogarty is a real estate agent.

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    wiselad  over 9 years ago

    hoping manager would be the waldenbooks guy, not Ann……………. maybe agent of commercial real estate is………………. Toni’s Ex, he needs a better job than sanitation worker to support wife and kid

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    Linda Pearson  over 9 years ago

    Has anyone noticed Quill’s right arm and hand are missing??

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago

    2I hope that Frank and Nancy will be required to get an inspection of the building before the purchase agreement goes through. And, I hope that the inspection shows some horrific structural problems that will wake Frank and Nancy up and they realize that they SHOULD NOT go through with this. IF the purchase does go through… I hope that for the sake of the story line that the massive “renovations” occur QUICKLY so we may get to other story arcs… and not have the renovations take months upon months. Even though I think it is unlikely, I am also hopeful that we switch to another arc on Monday.

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    cubswin2016  over 9 years ago

    My Spidey sense is tingling for the people who gave 100 percent.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Has Frank computed just how much the monthly maintenance cost (utilities, etc.), insurance, and taxes will be on this property? He hasn’t got enough money yet just to write the check for one month’s bills. Does this project have anything even resembling a viable business plan, and will it permit Frank to make enough profit to repay the loan before he dies? Or is it just a case of “Build it, and they will come”? Frank does seem to be dwelling in a field of dreams these days.

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    doverdan  over 9 years ago

    Since it seems the Saturday punchline may be the identity of the agent, It could be Tiff’s father, or Mr. Gray, or Dirk, or Anne E. Only the latter two have played much of a role here and would arouse concern.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Some people take it for granted that Frank’s book is full of detailed calculations based on marketing surveys, etc., instead of guesstimates and wishful thinking. Let’s see his numbers.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The pages in “The Warehouse Plan” devoted to paying the utilities, real estate taxes, and insurance may contain lots of calculations like this.

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    drewpamon  over 9 years ago

    If he’s twirling a mustache, back out.

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    SactoSylvia  over 9 years ago

    I doubt that the agent would have a recurring role, so it really doesn’t matter who he or she is…

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    SactoSylvia  over 9 years ago

    What I’m wondering is how Frank and Nancy et al got to wander around the building without being accompanied by some sort of agent if no papers have been signed yet….

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    SactoSylvia  over 9 years ago

    plus, of course, how the building went from being useable as a public space to derelict in the space of a few months.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    > He’s made a plausible envelope around which to tell a story-If by “plausible”, you mean “within a factor of 25 or so of the actual first year’s expenses”.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It has to be a loan that can be obtained by someone who has only $60K cash and no collateral. Since this project will almost certainly have to cost over $1M in year one, pretty much any way you figure it, then this seems unrealistic.

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    What do you estimate the cost to be? How do you justify that number?

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It would be fun if Quill ends up meeting up with Dez…. perhaps even staying with her to save some cash. THAT could provide some interesting story arc fodder!

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    We know that Mr. Gray and Mrs. Berger work together, but I don’t believe it was ever indicated that they work in real estate. I really don’t care how the agent is – well, just so long as Mr. Fogarty hasn’t started a post-retirement job managing warehouse space.

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    Wallythe2  over 9 years ago
    Well, let’s see here did anyone check with the EPA, for an asbestos analysis, or lead paint removal? How about investigating if the structure qualifies for a historical site grant from the local, state or federal government? OSHA will want in on the act to make sure the work is up to current safety codes and standards. Parking lot… how big?And the big question would be… What did the Michael Terry Company manufacture, or if it was a storage facility, what was stored in it or on it’s grounds… are there any buried storage tanks or waste/scrap dumps that need to be cleaned up or sealed? Did any of these things even get mentioned in the dream?To purchase an abandoned(?) industrial site and convert it for another use is an expensive and time consuming process. There is a lot of red tape and fees and charges required, before anyone should sign a intent to buy contract…
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    JayBluE  over 9 years ago

    Thanks!

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