Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 29, 2015

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    A new one, YES!..Hey everybody, Wileyā€™s back! Anywho, how do we know that that chart is accurate? The guy with the sharpie that put it together may have had a stroke and as he fell to the floor, the pen and the black line fell down tooā€¦.

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    The guy making the present isnā€™t an angel. Heā€™s an economist. Those guys will never be angels.

    Economics is called the ā€˜dismal scienceā€™ for a reason. Itā€™s always a picture of woe. Even St. Peter is obviously tired of hearing about it; look at the expression on his faceā€¦

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Heā€™s not an angel until he makes it past that fella with the big book there. If he collapsed there, sharpie in hand, chances are heā€™s headed the same direction that line wentā€¦. straight down. And that dude in the pinstripe suit is gonna be ā€“ quite literally ā€“ hot on his heels.

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    The profit of doom.

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    braindead Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The pointer is at 2007. The attachments were needed for 2008.

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    Ubintold  over 9 years ago

    Who needs money in heaven ?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Turns out his god didnā€™t believe in divine intervention.Who knew?

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    pelican47  over 9 years ago

    Looks like Greece right now.

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    Beleck3  over 9 years ago

    well preachers are not going to heaven, are they! lolprofits of doom, indeed!!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago

    Once you depart from this world, youā€™re supposed to forget all those those things!

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    e.groves  over 9 years ago

    Iā€™ve never understood why the streets of heaven would be made of gold.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago

    We all know Godā€™s on the side of the rich.

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    Well fantasy and finance are much alike.

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    Being an Economist does have its downside.

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    Linda Pearson  over 9 years ago

    We could use some divine intervention for our country!

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    Rarely528  over 9 years ago

    Facial expression: ā€œHere they go again. They screw it all up and come to me to pull them out of it.ā€ The last resort for economists is Divine Intervention. How reassuring. Economists are historians.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago

    What? Heaven doesnā€™t have Powerpoint?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 9 years ago

    Apparently St. Peter isnā€™t a big investor!

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    Old Economists donā€™t die ā€“ they just bore everybody else to death !

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    Dr_Fogg  over 9 years ago

    And just why did you bring pavement?

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    krcaddis  over 9 years ago

    the bottom line is the at point he jumped out the indow

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    gammaguy  over 9 years ago

    @Varneā€œā€¦a stroke and as he fell to the floor, the pen and the black line fell down tooā€¦.ā€.All it took was a stroke of the pen.

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    Rarely528  over 9 years ago

    I probably donā€™t know significantly more about the divinity and the way the world and universe work than my goldfishā€¦in fact the goldfish may have a better idea. I suspect Iā€™m not unique in that. Just ask Lucy.BTW. Was interFEAR on purpose and not interfere? If so it just might have been clever.

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    robnvon  over 9 years ago

    Possible tyos stop me from appealing to god, achieving his aid to perfect and to overcome a sā€”-load of stupid responses.

    In His name and for the good of His Construct of Reality, Good, and Creation, I askā€”Letā€™s get this s__t, letā€™s get this cleaned up.

    Thank You and Everybody Else.

    R

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    Daniel Quilp  over 9 years ago

    ā€œPresident Truman once lamented that what he really needed was a one-armed economist.ā€The reason was that he wanted one who couldnā€™t say, ā€œOn the other hand.ā€

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