Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 22, 2015

Usually, they’re not, unfortunately…

Another way they’re alike — they’re machine-made.

They can be but then they cost more (for everyone involved)!

Speak for yourself, Doc. Or maybe you find male orgasm more interesting, hm?

ScientificMale orgasms……Big Bang, one time shot in the dark.Female orgasms…Everything since, true enlightenment.

I’ve made thousands. Must be my feminine side. .(And the best were all in good taste.)

And why do some women fake it?.They think we care . . .

I don’t fake it. Never have. If you do, you’ll never find the right man for you.

One big climactic event.

If you fake it, how’s he going to learn what works? Play “If you don’t know I won’t tell you,” & he’ll never figure it out.

I have a poster.Two electronic boxes each represent Male and Female.Male….one toggle switch on and offFemale…..More dials and switches than the cockpit on a 747Hit them all just right and she flies…..do them wrong….crash and burn.

Well not with your little test tube…

the reason so many women are looking for aliens?or just to each other?anything a man can do, a machine can do better, longer, harder, faster, deeper.In fact, when they can change light bulbs…..