Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 23, 2010
May 22, 2010
May 24, 2010
Transcript:
Ernest says, "Frank, you've got another date with Polly Hedron? For years she wouldn't have anything to do with you--- what changed?" Frank says, "When we first met, she saw me as a square?" Frank says, "?But after she went out with that pinheaded acute guy..." Frank says, "...And then that obtuse guy..." Frank says, "...She started to see me not as a square, but as Mister 'Right'!"
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
A pun for math nerds.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
This relationship is really shaping up.
bobpeters61 over 14 years ago
Lucky she didn’t meet Right Triangle.
hawkeye761 over 14 years ago
Lucky she didn’t meet Mr. airJordan spammer
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
is that octomom’s hubby, octagon?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Ah, he’s perfected that old line of “being yourself.”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
You get too serious with him and he’s octagone, hawks.
lightenup Premium Member over 14 years ago
What about a knight in shining armor, Sir Cumference?
MrRess over 14 years ago
She went out with Sir Tificate, but found him too officious.
Smarkflea over 14 years ago
…You’ll love this classic cartoon:
The Dot and the Line: A Romance in Lower Mathematics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSbdvzbOzY
alviebird over 14 years ago
Moral of the story?
Women, save yourself some time and heartache. Stay with that ‘boring’, squared away guy.
SherriannPederson over 14 years ago
The Who’s song ‘Can You See the Real Me’ illustrates the reality that many of us are unaware of:
I went back to the doctor To get another shrink. I sit and tell him about my weekend, But he never betrays what he thinks.
Can you see the real me, doctor?
I went back to my mother I said, “I’m crazy ma, help me.” She said, “I know how it feels son, ‘Cause it runs in the family.”
Can you see the real me, mother?
The cracks between the paving stones Look like rivers of flowing veins. Strange people who know me Peeping from behind every window pane. The girl I used to love Lives in this yellow house. Yesterday she passed me by, She doesn’t want to know me now.
Can you see the real me, can you?
I ended up with the preacher, Full of lies and hate, I seemed to scare him a little So he showed me to the golden gate.
Can you see the real me preacher? Can you see the real me doctor? Can you see the real me mother? Can you see the real me?
Keith Messamer over 14 years ago
The many sides of Frank.