Pickles by Brian Crane for July 08, 2015

Okay. I take yesterday’s comment back.

Apparently a real product: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uguisu_no_fun

Cheap homemade facial – Put a pan of water on the stove and lean over it while it is steaming. The steam will open your pores and moisten your sinuses. After, cool and degrease your face with tepid water and dish detergent. For exfoliant, use mechanic’s citrus and pumice hand soap.

Brian, you drew a new character. Good for you!

Like medicine!!! the worse it tastes, the better it is for you!!!

Gross!!!! Opal will pay for this!!

Not Florence NightIngale?

I gotta get these glasses changed ! At first glance, I thought she said Nightshade and Raisin Bran !

Some questions shouldn’t be asked.

Looks like Earl’s getting all pretty for somebody…I wonder who ?

how does one gather the output of nightingales? omg

It’s OK! It’s cosmaceutical-grade…err…droppings, so it’s all good. For me, I’d prefer Jon Smyth’s recipe, thanks.

I don’t need facials. My skin is smooth like a baby’s bottom.

It never used to be though. I suffered with acne as a teenager. I still get spots every now and again. I think I always will now.

xxx

Sometimes it’s best not to know.

She’ll only tell you the good stuff in it….

Personally I prefer Cucumber slices and guacamole on my cheeks…As to my face, well, that’s another matter…ha!