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Poke him in the eye with a soapy stick. Then, while he is blinded, you can eat him.What?Oh, you want the human to win?Nevvveeeerrrrr mmmmmiiiinnnnnddddddd!
Bilan over 9 years ago
Just use Suave’s Shower Shark Shielding Shampoo.
Mikel V over 9 years ago
And, of course, there are those who file lawsuits for everythig!! Oh, are we talking about the living type of sharks? Sorry, nevermind.
aardvarkseyes over 9 years ago
Hit the shark on the nose! With…uhh…your loofah!
ursamaj over 9 years ago
Relax, it’s just the motif on the shower curtain! Gotcha, works every time!
therese_callahan2002 over 9 years ago
Cue the “Psycho” music!
therese_callahan2002 over 9 years ago
Followed by the “Jaws” theme.
cdward over 9 years ago
I’m more worried about the pool shark.
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
Yeah…with his teeth.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
Too bad that’s not a nurse shark. I hear they give great sponge baths!
freewaydog over 9 years ago
“Candy gram!”
David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago
Where’s some Bat Shark Repellent when you need it?
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Product placement for the Sharknado movie?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ll never go in the shower, on a space station, again.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Poke him in the eye with a soapy stick. Then, while he is blinded, you can eat him.What?Oh, you want the human to win?Nevvveeeerrrrr mmmmmiiiinnnnnddddddd!
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
The nations of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization are getting together to address the meteoric shark problem. It’s a Shark NATO.
Jml58 over 9 years ago
He forgot the Loan Shark.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Prison terminology? You don’t want shower sharks.
klunker rider over 9 years ago
“…I’m just a dolphin, ma’am”