Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 10, 2015

I feel SO safe….and…kind of dizzy…actually…

That is one big safety pin, my dear! Is it a Claes Oldenburg?

Teresa’s subscriber numbers are falling faster than a ______.Can’t think of a good metaphor, but I am puzzled by the constant dips and dives in her numbers. What makes us stay onboard while others are jumping ship? Do were have warped tastes that are over the heads of the average reader? At any rate, I hope Teresa just keeps doing what she’s doing and ignores the dropouts.

Keep your pin(s) to yourself. Or do you have more than one pin?

Now there’s a girl who knows how to sell safety pins.

It’s hard to pin some people down, but Teresa always comes to the point.

What about all the people that used to comment here but don’t anymore? I remember when there were 50-70+ comments from dozens of readers EVERY DAY. I’m proud to say I’ve stuck it out for better or worse, frog blog and no frog blog. For example, what happened to margueriteum? sloop? sumosasquatch? Number 6 and others?It must be a bummer to win over so many minds and hearts, and then watch them scatter to the wind.I’m not sure I could handle that sort of rejection.

One of Susie Homemaker’s many proud moments.

Better safe than sorry? Is that it Bunky? Those who play it safe diminish their life. … So say “I” … Naw-naw-naw-de-naw-naw!!!

Life is painful enough, and self mutilation solves nothing. Why should you let those little pricks hurt you further?

We have 66 registered “users” (members) at Frog Applause Appreciation Society annnnddddONE Poster(And not much cross-traffic between here and there as far as I can tell.)

Ah, the safety pin . . . a truly underrated little invention. It’s good to see it gettin’ some props.

Maybe this should be a “drop in and say hello day” to all those lurkers or past commenters.

Hello, everyone!!

You can de-pin on me, ma’m

Pull my pin.…if you dare…