Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 16, 2015

Believe me, couch is about to get a lot scarier.

I figured the shrink would be saying ‘And how do you feel about coach seating NOW?’

To be serious, just buy two couch seats for one person or all three for two people. Then the middle seat will be empty & it still costs less than one business of first class seat.Then if coach is full, the gate personnel will upgrade you to business or sometimes even first at no cost so they can resell the coach seats, because business & first are rarely full..

Well, a-beat the drum and hold the phoneThe plane came in on timeWe’re born again, there’s good chance we will flyA-roundin’ 7A and headed for the rearNow stuck behind a cartAnyone can understand the way I feelOh, put me in coach, I’m ready to fly todayPut me in coach, I’m ready to fly todayLook at me, I’m going be to by the john

I’m ready to play….. today…..Best baseball song ever!

…and don’t call me Coach!

Air travel the modern day bus ride.

Ernie “Coach” Pantusso: one of the best.

Did Wiley obtain clearance from the Coach purse people before using their trademarked name in his strip? I seem to remember when they were having eBay auctions taken down for using the name when the “offender” was selling things like figurines of a Little League player and his coach.

Art imitates life, goggle “Economy Class Cabin Hexagon”

I don’t fly any more. When I show up naked at the security gate people point and laugh. Makes me uncomfortable.

Is the price right? Seems to be.

There’s no crying in flying!

Darn – was looking for that diagram showing an airplane with seats in front designated “person is judging you,” and so on, to the back, with an area like “abandon all hope, ye who enter here.” It’s really rich. Anyone have that url?

Last time I flew, I overheard the attendant mutter something about “no class”…..

They are doing away with coach: it’s now called steerage.

Hey, leave the couch for us potatoes….Yes, that’s right……I’m just a common tater here…..