Pickles by Brian Crane for July 16, 2015

Next he’ll ask her where the bread is.

In our house, my husband doesn’t seem to know where things go when, for example, when he’s unloading the dishwasher. Yet he never has a problem finding things.

I call it “MAN-ITIS”

haha

Things are NEVER where I left them……… sadly, I live ALONE ;-)

The beer always distracts me.

I’ve had this condition for almost 20 years now. On the plus side it helps cool me down on a hot day.

My wife needs to read this. Proof that there is no cure, and yet she is always trying to cure me! See, it’s a disability! I should get a special sticker or something.

I am translating this cartoon in Spanish for my wife to read !

Reminds me of me trying to find something in the Fridge as things gets shoved around and hubby can find what I need. The freezer is worse. We have side-by-side.

He’s back… It’s OK EarlI hide my own Easter eggs.

it’s especially problematic in the young of the species, both genders. post reaching maturity, the females and some males gain the ability to see the contents of the refrigerator. this is an often overlooked aspect of the development of homo sapiens

“A place for everything and everything in its place” works well in preventing this problem. Just sticking in whatever space you see is the cause. Unfortunately, my wife has never decided where the bread should be (on the door, lower left shelf, behind something so it is not visible, freshening in the freezing compartment, in the big freezer out in the garage, someplace totally new and unexpected, etc.). Then she wonders why I can’t just reach in and get it.

Legal now

Oddly, he has no trouble at all finding that small piece of pie she hid in the back of the fridge, hoping to have it later!

male hate

Earl has one of those blue handicapped placards hanging from his review mirror..He’s always embarrassed when asked what his handicap is..He has to say “Can’t find things in the refrigerator.”

“when asked what his handicap is..He has to say “Can’t find things in the refrigerator.” "..*"when asked what his handicap is..He has to say “Can’t remember.""”Ohhhh, I seeee."

It’s not limited to refrigerators — it’s the same with clothes closets!