Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2010

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Should he have used a wagon wheel instead?

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    LordDogmore  over 14 years ago

    I think I’ve worked with people like this guy at one time or another.

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    palos  over 14 years ago

    The order was ambiguous…

    Wiley: Rumor has it that Danae has absconded with J&J’s deli sandwich. You wouldn’t know anything about this, would you?

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    larryscountry  over 14 years ago

    I once had an employee with that same mind set. She was a blonde, of course!

    Look up the word “Stupid” in the dictionary and you may find a picture of her there.

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    comYics  over 14 years ago

    Going around calling employees stupid, it’s no wonder she never did what you’ve asked.

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    hawgowar  over 14 years ago

    Lord loves a hangin’, that’s why he gave us necks.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    But it is a nice swing.

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    vexatron1984  over 14 years ago

    This is a great one Wiley!

    I think we’ve all encountered people like this.

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    Like the guy that shows up with two planks when you asked him to “pick up a couple of broads”.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 14 years ago

    Love this one! :D

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    thirdguy  over 14 years ago

    I like it that Wiley is branching out into Westerns!

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Could explain the chuck wagon cook’s mistake about leaving after-dinner varmints.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Yeah, and we’re gonna swing ‘im REAL high, too.

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    Nelly55  over 14 years ago

    my turn to push!

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    mjd.kwanyin  over 14 years ago

    this is just too perfect!…thnx

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    Sort of like the guy who brought a blind duck to a hunt when he was told it was his turn to bring the duck blind.

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    RadioTom  over 14 years ago

    The way I heard that, the guy brought a blindfold for the duck…

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    ububobu  over 14 years ago

    Like when a rower showed up carrying his floozie, the leader sez “from ‘ere on lads we’ll call ‘em paddles”

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    vldazzle  over 14 years ago

    Great one Wiley- and reminded me of the old classic http://www.businessballs.com/treeswing.htm

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    MatureCanadian  over 14 years ago

    Definitely made me laugh out loud! Loved this Wiley, thanks.

    Who won the bleeep Reuben? If not you Wiley, you was robbed!

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    aerwalt  over 14 years ago

    Punch line;

    “dey aint ‘ores! Ones me wife, other’s me sister.

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    thirdguy  over 14 years ago

    Wiley, congrats on the nomination, sorry that you didn’t get it, Let’s hope for next year!!

    http://www.reuben.org/news/

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    DarthSequitur  over 14 years ago

    I too an disappointed with the choice of Zits over Non Sequitur. I find myself seriously confuse now as to what the voters consider good. Piraro wins deservedly for the out-there and thought-provoking Bizarro, while the bland and PC Zits (IMO) wins over the highly amusing, original, out-there and thought-provoking Non Sequitur. I don’t mean to dis Wiley’s fellow cartoonists, but this is my first exposure to the Reubens, and I have to admit to being rather negatively impressed. Same sort of feeling I usually have about the Oscars (this year’s awards excepted) which in recent history anyway seem to be less about the relative merits of the individual nominees and more about outside considerations.

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    Now, this one made me laugh!

    Swing him high!

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    ChuckTrent64  over 14 years ago

    I just love English.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Zits is funny and cute, but Non-Sequitor is so much deeper and the artwork is phenomenal in comparison. I’m sorry you didn’t win Wiley – you’re still tops in my book.

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