Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 27, 2010
Transcript:
Miss Bliss: Alice! Kevin! Stop it! Kevin: She pushed me over! Alice: He said something stupid. Miss Bliss: You're both going to the time-out corner! Please sit there until you can get along. Alice: EEEEYOOOO! Kevin: Miss Bliss! It's the Evil Eye! I can feel my soul shriveling!
margueritem over 14 years ago
GASP! Not the Evil Eye?!?
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Notice who got K.O.’d
Alice is still the reigning champ!!
SCOTTtheBADGER over 14 years ago
I can see Alice as a source of evil.
DonVanni over 14 years ago
Maybe she’s just trying to wink.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
You ain’t seen nothing yet, Kevin—wait’ll you’re past puberty….
MisterFweem over 14 years ago
Sheesh. At least it wasn’t a song cue.
cdward over 14 years ago
grazer, Alice at pubert? Not sure I want to even imagine that.
Tancread Premium Member over 14 years ago
Poor Kevin is doomed now, with a shriveled soul the only path left to him is vast wealth.
arsmall over 14 years ago
Good gracious…Alice is full of waspy meanness today!
JHSayers over 14 years ago
Yes, but her look of shocked, righteous faux-innocence in panel 1 is classic.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I was thinking something along those lines, Doctor Toon - perhaps well past puberty.
pibfan868 over 14 years ago
Putting them both in the same corner probably wasn’t the best plan to begin with!
habamom over 14 years ago
@Mister Fweem - LOL! But it could be! I bet a poet among us could create a “shriveled soul” song!
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
♪ Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like Our Timeout Corner. ♪
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Do men and women ever truly get along? Oh yeah, during those precious moments.
:-)bald over 14 years ago
alice sure has been a might testy lately,
maybe she needs a summer vacation
Turnbloom creator over 14 years ago
HAHA!! Alice, Kevin, AND Clovis are in time out today. Good times!
bossyheifer over 14 years ago
I bet Petey chased her with the zombie toads again!
Little Miss Tink over 14 years ago
LOL. I’m having more fun with this strip than the law will allow!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
(To the tune of 4’33”)
Ooooooh, She gave me the eye And I felt my soul shrivel, I don’t mean to snivel, But the problem ain’t trivel. I’m hardly ambival- Ent. I’m normally chival- Rous to a fault, But this was assault! She gave me a push, Knocked me onto my tush, It’s completely unfair That I’m stuck in a chair With no swivel Singing drivel. My oh my, I could cry ’Cause she gave me the eye. Ooooooh!
As long as he’s sitting there, it’s an opportunity for Kevin to practice his posture…
jump4joy over 14 years ago
The comments here are so funny and clever! Thanks for the laughs. :-)
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Excellent, Fritzoid! And it’s hard to fit lyrics to that tune!
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 14 years ago
Fritzoid, rofl!
DTJB over 10 years ago
50 years later…
Marathon Zack over 8 years ago
Why is Kevin in Time Out?! He did nothing!!!