Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 04, 2010

It was a groaner, Dr. Mel….

Very few women possess the humor particle. Hey, here’s one right now…

It’s not just “A” matter, it’s “The” matter.

Did the doc go to “Whattsamatta U”?

It’s nice to know that Dr. Mel Practice has a great sense of humor to go with his many humanitarian qualities. He is a worthy successor to Dr. Josef Mengele and even dresses the same.

“Very few women possess the humor particle”? Just what planet are you living on, \O/, and can you keep whatever you’re smoking out of my general vicinity?

It was just “A” matter of time.

“What’s a henway ?”

“About two pounds !”

Ha ha ha… He he he…

Dr Mel may soon be missing a life particle

Dr. Josef Mengels never had a malpractice suit. He also learned a second language as an adult.

Mengele also had a third language - he was fluent in monster

In space no one can hear you groan.

what’s a greek urn?

nothing, he’s unemployed

Dr Mel’s lucky those test tubes didn’t wind up his black hole!

“What’s the difference between an elephant and a Matter Baby?” “What’s a ‘Matter Baby’?” “Aw, I didn’t know you cared!”

Maybe he should offer Pam some “sapnin.”

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening…

I got a million of ‘em.

Dr. Mel is doing his Chico Marx impression.

LOL!!! Defintiely Chico, Starguy.

What’s the difference between fried chicken and pea soup? Anybody can fry chicken.

What do you call a particle of Stoogium?

Y-iota…

And not everyone can pea soup, right barticle35.

Maybe she doesn’t find him particularly humorous.

Bad Astronomy Joke #496:

How does the barber cut the moon’s hair? Eclipse it.

And a classic from Pogo:

“Good King Sauerkraut looked down on his feets so even, and the Snoo lay all about…”

“Snoo? What’s Snoo?”

“Nothin’s Snoo with me, what’s Snoo with you?

you people are all 2 funny!

Well I thought it was funny.