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This is the start of the large dark aardvark song
Boom boom boom boom boom Ya Ya Ya
There is a large dark aardvark in the park
They say heâs missing from the zoo
And the police are looking high and low
But they have not seen him, have you?
Why did he go
Oh
Iâll tell you the reason
Cause
Itâs
Aardvark mating season
When an aardvark makes a date
He sneaks right out
That old zoo gate
So if you see two aardvarks
Necking in the park
Donât upset their applecart
Do not be a spy
Youâre not the FBI
And you should never break an aardvarks heart.
Lucky for you I donât remember the second verse.I donât remember much from the 60s.
Do these people really think anybody will buy anything from them??? I refuse to buy from anyone who uses popups. That is why I dropped Netflex a long time ago.
Just what yall wanted to know. It was a cute song.
B-side of Allan Shermanâs 1966 single âThe Drinking Manâs Diet.â
From Shermanâs 1966 album MY NAME IS ALLAN.
This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
(bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
They say heâs missing from the zoo.
(thatâs me, folks!)
And the police are looking high and low
But they have not seen him; have you?
(peek-a-boo!)
Why did he go?
Oh, Iâll tell you the reason:
âCause itâs aardvark mating season.
When an aardvark makes a date
He sneaks right through that old zoo gate.
So, if you see two aardvarks necking in the park,
Donât upset their apple cart.
Do not be a spy, youâre not the FBI
And you should never break an aardvarkâs heart.
This is the second chorus of the Aardvark Song.
To be an aardvark is not easy, folks,
âCause all you get to eat is ants.
(dee-licious!)
And all the other animals make jokes
At your attempts to find romance.
(very funnyâŠ)
Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses,
Or at fat rhinoceroses,
But an aardvark makes them howl
Because heâs neither fish nor fowl;
Heâs like a kangaroo in love with a gnu,
And thatâs what makes the zoo folks laugh.
All of this is so, and here is how I know:
Iâm your friendly neighborhood giraffe!
This is the end of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
(bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
Well. it was your idea.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
But not quite what he had in mind, Yukoner
Good Morning, Dogsniff, Ladywolf. â Lonewolfâ & LuvH8!
revron almost 15 years ago
No! But it sure beats the heck out of whatever it was that he had in mind!
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Not quite clear on the concept, there.
comYics almost 15 years ago
That wolf doesnât talk for a good reason.
ksoskins almost 15 years ago
The wolf is not very bright. Even if his actions produced an ant to eat, what would he do with it?
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
This is the start of the large dark aardvark song Boom boom boom boom boom Ya Ya Ya
There is a large dark aardvark in the park They say heâs missing from the zoo And the police are looking high and low But they have not seen him, have you?
Why did he go Oh Iâll tell you the reason Cause Itâs Aardvark mating season
When an aardvark makes a date He sneaks right out That old zoo gate So if you see two aardvarks Necking in the park Donât upset their applecart Do not be a spy Youâre not the FBI And you should never break an aardvarks heart.
Lucky for you I donât remember the second verse.I donât remember much from the 60s.
Alan ShermanâŠ.God knows which album.
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
The wolf is evolving; heâs now a tool user.
McGehee almost 15 years ago
The wolf is brighter than the spammer. >Flag<
Superfrog almost 15 years ago
Every plan has a flip side.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
@Lewreader: Thatâs what Google is for! Look it up!
Little Miss Tink almost 15 years ago
Yes, LewreaderâŠyou do have two hands and ten fingers, donât you?
wicky almost 15 years ago
I hope flagging helps get rid of this bozo.
Tsali-Queyi almost 15 years ago
Do these people really think anybody will buy anything from them??? I refuse to buy from anyone who uses popups. That is why I dropped Netflex a long time ago.
Trainwreck_1 almost 15 years ago
Now that was an ant that looked like itâs been eating very well⊠Maybe it was the queen?
lightenup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Love Wolfieâs cute little tongue sticking out. :-)
ladywolf17 almost 15 years ago
See! The wolf is too a smart creatureâŠâŠ.So there! :-P
Good morning everyone as well as the spammer.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Good Morning Little Sister, Lonewolf, Grog, Dogsniff, Everyone & All!
Wolfie is smarter than the aardvark.
FUNIG1 almost 15 years ago
Funny âtoon! Thanks!
ZynWoof almost 15 years ago
Is the Ant-Eater Guy an aardvark? Does anyone know if he has a name?
And is it just me, or does the grandson appear to have a different sense of humor than Jonny Hart?
bmel4185 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Just what yall wanted to know. It was a cute song.
B-side of Allan Shermanâs 1966 single âThe Drinking Manâs Diet.â
From Shermanâs 1966 album MY NAME IS ALLAN.
This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say heâs missing from the zoo. (thatâs me, folks!)
And the police are looking high and low But they have not seen him; have you? (peek-a-boo!)
Why did he go? Oh, Iâll tell you the reason: âCause itâs aardvark mating season.
When an aardvark makes a date He sneaks right through that old zoo gate. So, if you see two aardvarks necking in the park, Donât upset their apple cart.
Do not be a spy, youâre not the FBI And you should never break an aardvarkâs heart.
This is the second chorus of the Aardvark Song.
To be an aardvark is not easy, folks, âCause all you get to eat is ants. (dee-licious!)
And all the other animals make jokes At your attempts to find romance. (very funnyâŠ)
Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses, Or at fat rhinoceroses,
But an aardvark makes them howl Because heâs neither fish nor fowl;
Heâs like a kangaroo in love with a gnu, And thatâs what makes the zoo folks laugh.
All of this is so, and here is how I know: Iâm your friendly neighborhood giraffe!
This is the end of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Silly wolf. That anthillâs empty now. Try it again with another.