When I saw the star destroyers in the first movie I thought, “How cool.” Then when I saw Darth Vader’s ship in the second movie I though, “Now that’s really cool. I got to get me one of those.”
In “Ernest Saves Christmas” it was demonstrated that the size of the gifts do not matter in transport. I would have said, “Consider the dimensions of our house.”
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Oh, goody. A lightsaber. At least he didn’t ask for a Batwing and went with batarangs instead.
Mr Nobody over 9 years ago
There’s no way that Jason believes in Santa Claus.
nossmf over 9 years ago
As my teenager once said, “I’ll believe in anything if it gives me stuff.”
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hmm, maybe that’s why I never got that AT-AT walker. That and I was already grown up when the movies came out.
realexander over 9 years ago
Jason probably wants a lightsaber with a red beam.
cappsn over 9 years ago
A fat guy in a red suit can fit down the chimney, but not a Death Star?
Doctor11 over 9 years ago
There are times when Jason can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality.
dflak over 9 years ago
When I saw the star destroyers in the first movie I thought, “How cool.” Then when I saw Darth Vader’s ship in the second movie I though, “Now that’s really cool. I got to get me one of those.”
yangeldf over 9 years ago
an imperial star destroyer is the size of a CITY
writchey1 over 9 years ago
The C word..really. In August. !$##$@#$ and a Happy New Year.
eb110americana over 9 years ago
You’ll put your eye out, kid.
falcon_370f over 9 years ago
In “Ernest Saves Christmas” it was demonstrated that the size of the gifts do not matter in transport. I would have said, “Consider the dimensions of our house.”
lindaf over 9 years ago
Isn’t Jason a little old, and a little too bright to believe in Santa?