Left cop: What the- I thought you said he didn't have a weapon! Right cop: No, I said he was un-armed. See?
And he’s definitely not de-knifed.
For God’s sake, he’s a freakin potato!!! You could go after him with a peeler.
Don’t worry – he’s (h)armless
Just a-peel to his good nature. Deep down inside, he’s allwhite.
Un-armed? He’s armed to the teeth!
Take out the eyes, and you’re good.
He’ll kill you with cutting remarks.
He’s going to fry for that…
Your taser and some butter should do the trick.
If the two cops where on bikes in California; would they be Potato |CHiPs?
And he’s wearing his angry eyes!
Quick…get the Veg-a-matic out of trunk of the cruiser.
Headshots only !
If he resists, just mash him.
Cole Sear sees dead people.I see French fries, hash browns, chips, andlast (but not least)mashed potatoes drenched with gravy.
How would he use the knife?
He’s had worse.
Remember Spud Guns? Just plug ’im!
Here comes another riot
Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
Aw, just go ahead and shoot him, he’s got dark skin.
Eliminates the need to say “Show me your hands”. :-)
Linux0s over 9 years ago
And he’s definitely not de-knifed.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago
For God’s sake, he’s a freakin potato!!! You could go after him with a peeler.
Helen Ferrieux over 9 years ago
Don’t worry – he’s (h)armless
Bilan over 9 years ago
Just a-peel to his good nature. Deep down inside, he’s allwhite.
Arianne over 9 years ago
Un-armed? He’s armed to the teeth!
cdward over 9 years ago
Take out the eyes, and you’re good.
J Short over 9 years ago
He’ll kill you with cutting remarks.
PICTO over 9 years ago
He’s going to fry for that…
osceola over 9 years ago
Your taser and some butter should do the trick.
joe piglet Premium Member over 9 years ago
If the two cops where on bikes in California; would they be Potato |CHiPs?
dennis.caunce over 9 years ago
And he’s wearing his angry eyes!
Egrayjames over 9 years ago
Quick…get the Veg-a-matic out of trunk of the cruiser.
Fantom Premium Member over 9 years ago
Headshots only !
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
If he resists, just mash him.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 9 years ago
Cole Sear sees dead people.I see French fries, hash browns, chips, andlast (but not least)mashed potatoes drenched with gravy.
michael_orr25 over 9 years ago
How would he use the knife?
Arianne over 9 years ago
He’s had worse.
ZorkArg over 9 years ago
Remember Spud Guns? Just plug ’im!
MrRobots over 9 years ago
Here comes another riot
naturally_easy over 9 years ago
Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Aw, just go ahead and shoot him, he’s got dark skin.
Lady loves a joke almost 5 years ago
Eliminates the need to say “Show me your hands”. :-)