Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 01, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Oh boy!! Fill in the blank!

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    grapfhics  over 14 years ago

    Can we move on, please?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Maybe some Mentos will help.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  over 14 years ago

    Based on this and other jokes she’s cracked, I suspect Teresa may secretly be a twelve year old boy.

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    What the F?

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    whaletail  over 14 years ago

    Translation of Flight Suit’s comment from the Frog Applause Translator (FAT): ”On the basis, fun, and I think the secret is 12 years old.”

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    whaletail  over 14 years ago

    FAT:

    Vibration lovepop kids, I’m ready.

    Recently, the city has more champagne cream.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    Jeopardy=Good; Wheel=Bad.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  over 14 years ago

    Whaletail, that secret is aged to perfection!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    as soon as Vanna gets her @ss out of the way, I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    I just read where 63 % of American women would rather have an extra hour of sleep or watch a movie than have sex with their husband. Sigh!

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    Maybe we could compromise: a half hour?

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    sandboil  over 14 years ago

    So, nighthawks. What’s the story? Is Teresa more interested in other things rather have time for you?

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    rotts  over 14 years ago

    J + I + Z to the second power = (sounds like “fizz”)

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    Fred Kuechenmeister  over 14 years ago

    Flight Suit said, Based on this and other jokes she’s cracked, I suspect Teresa may secretly be a twelve year old boy..

    We agree… there has been a noticeable change in the content of da Frog and da Frog-blog……

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    Eagleskies Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Wow. Z-squared. 29 points!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 14 years ago

    @Pacejv: Wrong! Wheel=Good Jepoardy=MOST EXCELLENT!!

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 14 years ago

    .. death in my lap.

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Our spoons are turning into forks. My poodle and I used to have an equal number of each, but no more. We’re convinced that our spoons are defecting to the other side. Could it be that our forks felt like they were trapped in a spoon’s body?”

    FAT translation:

    “We have a fork and spoon .. I have a dog on May 1, at all levels to use, but no more, we are confident that we have to add / restore other. Increase the detainees, the feeling of the body as a key?”

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    @Josh 1360: I bow to your superior judgment!

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Porn in my daily comics. I LOVE IT!!!!

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    androgenoide  over 14 years ago

    Not just any 12 year old boy, however… A twelve year old polyglot with a keen visual sense, perhaps… (or maybe even a committee…) There are few comics that work my search engine as hard as the Frog.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    baslimthebegger said, Coyoty: Nope she said he was more fizz. Mentos would not be what she wants…

    Have you seen what happens when Mentos meets soda?

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