Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 13, 2015

2 days in a row without food? No wonder these guys are sweating. They must be starving.

Today is by far the most work we’ve ever seen Tru do.

Really Rey, you’re going to Miami of Ohio too? Damn, I thought that would be the best place for me to be the big man on campus. I may have to rethink this and go to one of the football factories my dad wants me to go to. Let’s eat!

Okay, East Tennessee State is reviving its football program, so let’s send Rodney there … the Tru Man to UVa Wise, and Rey to Emory and Henry … there, it’s settled … NOW let’s eat

In all reality , " Tru , I’ ve done a lot of thinking about my decision . I’m commiting to the University of Chicago ,after my four years there Coutler will be through with the Bears and I’ll become the Bears QB. " " Thats cool Rey "

In all reality, meanwhile back in Milford , Big John leaves for State and pledges Delta, Angie opens a topless tatoo parlor called Tatts and T??s , and Boo gets a job insulting people from the Dunk Tank at the Lions Carnival .

Didn’t we the fans of this site go off on a tangent about brands not long ago? 17 year old kids are marketing brands. New at Toy-R-Us, The Rodney Curtis Stretch Armstrong doll. Rumor has it Coach Glory is helping recruit Rey, The Kokomo Monk to Elon.

“And the bleat goes on……………….”

How does True jump from “just be telling the Kokomo Herald” to “Sounds like you’ve made up your mind”? Rodney’s planning a press conference, and no one thinks he’s decided.

The Kokomo Herald would make a good next stop for Marjie as she climbs the ladder of success.

Is Rey from Kokomo?

Can’t see quarterbacks working out without thinking of Mac Davis in “North Dallas Forty.” I think he was curling a five pound dumbbell and drinking a beer while everyone else on the team was pumping iron in the weight room.

I’ll be signing with Electoral College.

You guys will get all the big school offers. I’ll just go to one of the the twelve schools in the Big 10. Talk about jock intellect.

There was a comedian who said he had a full ride at the University of Phoenix.

or University of Cairo where I’ll be the Sun God “Rey”

What the hell is he talking about? Part of his brand is holding a press conference? What does that even mean? How the heck many times have we heard about brands over the past year without anything ever actually happening with “branding?” Speaking of brands, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is part of my brand.