PreTeena by Allison Barrows for August 15, 2018

It needs sugar. A lot of sugar.

Use milk. That comes naturally sweet.

And that’s exactly why I never liked coffee. Not even with milk and/or sugar.

That’s why you brew your own coffee, lazybones!

Shoe me a person who puts milk and sugar in their coffee and I’ll show you someone who’s just looking for an excuse to drink milk with sugar.

If you love your dad, don’t tell mom what he said.

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I prefer tea with milk and honey.

This coffee tastes like mud! Well it was fresh ground this morning!

44 years of marriage, I never had my wife make my Coffee.. I make Good Coffee.. Fresh ground, Fresh brewed….

I forgot to ADD.. Wife does not drink coffee… but loves the smell of it brewing.

imported and specially blended boiled dirt

I’ll never understand such devotion to burnt bean soup.

I like coffee ice cream.

My wife and I buy two different brands of coffee and weigh out our own blend and make it exactly the same every time and for some unknown reason the resulting coffee only comes out really tasting good about 10 percent of the time.

THAT coffee sounds NASTY!

Where the old joke comes from…..it was ground this morning…..

Wait until she goes to college. Then she won’t be able to get by without it.

Try Chuckwagon coffee: One pound of coffee to one gallon of water. If it won’t float a horse shoe, pour it out. Its too weak.

That’s why I’ve gotta have cream and sugar in mine or it will taste just like boiled dirt.

I had never liked coffee and for the most part, I still don’t. I do like the Maui coffee but I still have to add cream. I buy the beans online and grind the coffee myself. It is the only coffee I have ever found that did not taste nasty to me. My husband prefers Kona coffee but it is too strong and bitter for me. Of course, he also likes Louisianna dark roast with chicory – black!

You should taste the cat-crap coffee. Or the new Thai Elephant crap coffee.

The only way I’ll take coffee is as a chocolate covered espresso bean. Yum.