Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 19, 2015

A little time in the dungeon may change your mind about that.

The Fink didn’t read the little articles

I see in the Fink’s eyes… the insurance broker’s about to hang in the dungeon…!

Acts of war are never covered.

Where’s Rodney when you need him, oh yeah in the basement

Insurance is a paradox. It does more for you before you buy it then after!

It’s all in the fine print.

Insurance people, happy to sell, not happy if you try to file a claim.

The King is a stupid cheapskate. He set his deductible sky high so his premiums would be tiny. GOTCHA!

It is a well known fact insurance companies will insure a gold brick against fire damage only if it is constantly stored under 100 feet of water!

Read the small print!!!!!

You cant fool me, there aint no Sanity Clause!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Sy6oiJbEk

Fewer than twelve Huns, equipped only with arms they can carry, would seem to be a skirmish. Once they start using a catapult, which they’ve done here, it would seem to qualify as a raid. I’m with the Fink on this one.

My father, the independent insurance adjuster, would have found a way for the insurance company to cover the whole thing.

My Uncle Eb was a insurance salesman.He would have said..“You need a rider to cover that”(How much is a rider?…“Nevermind Eb says…you can’t afford it”)

Since you’re here why don’t you let us put you up for a few days, let me introduce you to your roommate, the Spook.

What happened to the moat?