FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 20, 2015

I feel sorry for those people that smell body odor. It sounds terrible.

I still remember when a friend in Chemistry class put holes in the ceiling and his shirt, the best part he was a Fireman and he worked at putting of chemical based fires.

But don’t tofu scramblers consider the smell of chicken to be fowl?

In college the lab always smelled like rotten eggs. The prof used to rant and rant.

if your body odor is wht u eat then pete’s mom should be outlawed

It’s often the clothes one wears and not the body that brings on BO.

Sure helps you win arguments.

How can Peter forget deodorant? He’s always wearing that hoodie!

Quiet! Do you smell that?

I didn’t know Morton and Peter were in the same year of high school. I thought he was in Paige’s class.

Peter! Go to the locker room and put on deodorant right now!

Cobra baby.

Four. Two. Seven.

Your body odour is what you eat and your body doesn’t have the enzymes to process efficiently, along with whatever bacterial composition you’ve got living where you sweat. If you did not have that bacteria on your skin, you wouldn’t smell like anything.

what? sulfer water?

See, this is something I don’t get. In some strips, Morton’s in classes with Paige, and in others, he’s in classes with Peter.