I made it totally through my Dad’s funeral without out a tear shed, until, on the hill overlooking the grave sight, the piper played Amazing Grace. Even my cousin, a priest, who was officiating the burial, lost it.
A friend of mine is a piper. Recently, he was shopping in the Costco when he remembered he had left his car unlocked with his pipes. He went dashing out to the parking lot, but it was too late. Someone had already left three more sets of pipes in the unlocked car.
johnt204 about 9 years ago
More likely politicians.
38lowell about 9 years ago
How about the Fed?
SashaW about 9 years ago
Quote all of it, “The evil that men do lives on and on, while the good is oft interned with the bones.” It’s on his tombstone.
lilmnm about 9 years ago
Why bagpipes?
phylum about 9 years ago
after giving this a lot of thought and trying to come up with a thoughtful answer…i must say i believe it is bagpipes…
PICTO about 9 years ago
I think Shakespeare was talking about Justin Bieber’s parents…
sheplives about 9 years ago
Bagpipes: an ill wind that nobody blows good. (It’s not original, but it’s apt!) :D
Sharon C. Gora Premium Member about 9 years ago
Lay off bagpipe dissing, ye evil Sassenachs!!! Ye dinna like ‘em, ye dinna ha’ to open ye dunkey ears to heer ’em!!!
b.m.razzilla about 9 years ago
It’s the accordion…NOT the saintly pipes…
bookworm0812 about 9 years ago
Hey! No hating on my bagpipes! That’s some of the most beautiful music I’ve ever heard! I hope there are bagpipes in Heaven!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
I was stationed in Scotland and I liked the pipes. Of course I have a “tin” ear!
jimgamer about 9 years ago
Why not bagpipes ???? 8^(
Charlie Fogwhistle about 9 years ago
I’ve heard that bagpipes can halt global warming. Mass assembly of all pipers in Antarctica this afternoon. Bring all your spares with you.
LloydD about 9 years ago
Is it, doing good doesn’t amount to anything?
LloydD about 9 years ago
Pitco – beautiful comment. Thanks for the good start to the day!
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I like to listen to bagpipes and accordions!
From a distance…
A very long distance!
Linguist about 9 years ago
I made it totally through my Dad’s funeral without out a tear shed, until, on the hill overlooking the grave sight, the piper played Amazing Grace. Even my cousin, a priest, who was officiating the burial, lost it.
Mowog about 9 years ago
A friend of mine is a piper. Recently, he was shopping in the Costco when he remembered he had left his car unlocked with his pipes. He went dashing out to the parking lot, but it was too late. Someone had already left three more sets of pipes in the unlocked car.
sjlowens about 9 years ago
Definition of a gentleman: A man who knows how to play the accordion or the bagpipes, but chooses not to.
Second definition: A man who, when he visits a lady and has to use the bathroom, doesn’t just run the faucet, but actually washes his hands!
JP Steve Premium Member about 9 years ago
My neighbor had a piper at his funeral reception — it is a bit much in a small living room!
rshive about 9 years ago
Then there was the terrorist who kidnapped a busload of bagpipe players. He threatened to release them if his demands weren’t met.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 9 years ago
He meant that English classes will still be teaching Shakespeare. Ugh, EVIL!
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
See for yourself:That’s what I thought…
LV1951 about 9 years ago
I like bagpipes!
Jobecur about 9 years ago
Q: What’s the difference between onions and bagpipes?A: You won’t cry when you’re cutting up bagpipes.