Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 25, 2010

Boy, has she put on a lot of weight.

LOL GEE1A,

Johnny Depp for Duke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0iXn9Nlfms

Boopsie does look a little heavier than the last time we saw her.

It’s the apron.

How about:

Jack Nicholson as Duke

Britney Spears as Alex

Elizabeth Hurley as the Sarah Palin doll

Mike Meyers as Roland

and Kirstie Allie as Boopsie

Don’t all mothers look heavier when sat next to their teenage daughters?

Owen Wilson as Zonker

GOtta put Neil Patrick Harris in there somewhere.

Hayden Christensen (?) as Toggle, he can’t talk anyway.

Hmmmmm… I think Hayden Christensen would be better as Jeff Redfern; all either of them ever does is whine, whine, whine.

@eddieal

Yeah… she’s hotter than ever!

Wasn’t Boopsie’s most famous film role as one of the naked girls in Porky’s?

“Third Girl in shower” in the fictional Porky’s IX.

On Doonesbury: The Movie:

Depp is perfect for Duke.

Mike Myers would be better as Jimmy Thudpucker. Blond wig, boyish persona - blammo! He could also do Dubya’s voice.

Robin Williams as Mr. Butts.

Jesse Ventura as that guy at the VA who counseled BD and Melissa. With a wig and some makeup, he could play a dual role as Trff.

Kiefer Sutherland as Havoc.

As far as I am concerned, Boopsie is still just as sexy. And it looks like her daughter will be like her.

What the heck is a drug attic? Is that like a partial crack house - drugs in the attic only please.

No one would expect you to have empathy for anyone steb.