Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 15, 2015
September 14, 2015
September 16, 2015
Transcript:
Girl: We found a lost dog in our yard. The public safety guy scanned it, and it was back home in five minutes. Microchips are great for pets, but they're yawners for story arcs. Frazz: I am just fine with that.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Just like most movies. If the characters did the sensible thing, the movie would be over in ten minutes … and boring.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
And lassie actually pushed Timmy into the well…every time. Timmy, obviously wasn’t real bright.
Jeff0811 almost 9 years ago
Every horror movie starts the same:“Don’t go in the woods”.“Don’t go in the woods”.“Hey, let’s go in the woods”.“Ok” Cue ominous music, cue knife wielding stranger, aaaaannd, CUT.
Plods with ...™ almost 9 years ago
Me too
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Night-Gaunt, it might make sense for people with Alzheimer’s….They’re always wandering off….
puddleglum1066 almost 9 years ago
No need to chip people when we’re all carrying phones that constantly report our location, identity, shopping preferences, and a whole lot more.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“story arc” – There’s an expression that was not in anyone’s vocabulary when I was in grade school! In fact the only place I’ve seen it used is here in the comments.
Elvanion almost 9 years ago
I’m impressed she actually got someone from the government to come out and do something useful.
Only time I ever called a city about something like that. they said it wasn’t their problem but I could bring it in to be euthanized if I wanted to pay the fee. And that was Animal Control.