Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 17, 2015

Gee… when was the last time THAT fellow (not Andy) bathed himself?

His cell mate obviously hasn’t fallen into the canal recently.

a lady walks into a bar with a pig…the bartender says you cant come in here with that…the lady says hey he’s my pet….the bartender says,,,,,,……i was talking to the pig….

This is apropos. Maybe Number 3 will play it…

*One evening in OctoberWhen I was about one-third soberAnd was taking home a load with manly prideMy poor feet began to stutterSo I lay down in the gutterAnd a pig came up and lay down by my side

Then we sang “It’s All Fair Weather”And “Good Fellows Get Together”Till a lady passing by was heard to sayShe says, “You can tell a man who boozesBy the company he chooses”And the pig got up and slowly walked away

Carry on Cappers!

“I have twenty cats in my house.”“It must be so smelly and disgusting!”“Yes, but the cats don’t seem to mind!”

I hope everybody is having fun with that “Happy Anniversary” ear worm…….

@afficionado When you’re done with your Asterix books, send ’em over here ;)

Since when they did allow orang-utans in there?

Wow, I’m even more terrible than I thought.

xxx

Song of the Day – Requested by Afficionado:

Link

THE FAR SIDE by Gary Larson

Good day my friends.-—————————————@affie: Choco-Strawberries! Yum! Yum!-—————————————Have a blessed day everyone.

Ha! Nice!

it’s a new spin from a great old joke…a fat woman with a duck on a leash is walking down a sidewalk. A drunk says “that’s the ugliest pig I’ve ever seen”, the woman says “it’s not a pig, it’s a duck”, to which the drunk replies, “I was talking to the duck”