Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 28, 2015

I’ve gotten the “one scritch too many” claw of doom,It’s always such a surprise!

I only get scratched when my other female realizes that I was using my hand instead of my foot; that or she remembered I was a male because she hates males.

Our cats are more modern, they prefer to stand or sit on our phones and remotes.

Cats have been upgrading to keyboards.

We don’t get a newspaper, but our cats do sit on books as well as the computer keyboards. Recently we received a promotional copy of the weekly paper, and I thought I’d spread it out and take a look. Immediately the cats came and sat on it. They’d never seen a newspaper before, but somehow they just knew! It’s an instinct.

Cute and true, by and large: Paper (being wood, really) is a good insulator, that’s why cats like it so much in the cold! But no respectable news outlet ever gets the science right, anyway!

This is a lovely start to a mundane Monday!

That Puck is such a doll!

Love Lupins doofy fangs.

Panel 3! Good one, Puck. Or is it literature-ly? Or Literately?

Puck’s face in the last panel is perfect.

Cats have been doing this since the 14th century

Ah yes, many a fond memory of my old boys squabbling over who got “help” me read. Figaro’s favourite was actually “assisting” with the giant crosswords in the newspaper on the kitchen table :)

It’s universal, put a paper down for just a few seconds, and the cats immediately lie down on it! I love Lupin’s cute fangs as he lies on “the sweet spot”.

OMG Elvis is channeling my old cat Fluff Cat! FC could count to five, and one over meant band-aids.

Elvis’ facial expression in panel four is topped only by Lupin’s in panel 7…

One of my cats likes to burrow under the paper, then run all over the house, shedding pages as she goes…woe be to whomever hasn’t read the paper yet. That one gets to pick it all up, sort it into order, or hunt for the various articles…quite a job with a couple of sections..and funny to watch. She always looks at the mess and acts “surprised”.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Elvis look so happy. Until he’s over scritched enough of course. My cat always wanted to be between me and the book when I read in bed.

i have no idea why i’m reading this— i hate cats q :

Hey Everyone, The Shelter Cats is now up over at the BCN website. Warning: Do not look at it if you’re anywhere you don’t want to be seen with tears in your eyes.

Everyone please go visit www.breakingcatnews.com and see the special report that went up yesterday 9/30/15 and keep tissues handy! It was a very moving strip!!!!

Jingle Belle Katt will join me at the table to read the morning paper. At least, she sits on the sections I’m not reading to make sure they don’t escape…

look at puck’s big smile! this makes me kind of want a third cat… as if two aren’t enough already.

uuuum