Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 01, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: That smaller girl clearly thinks you are cool. Phoebe: Bleh. Marigold: Why do you need that older girl to think you are cool? Phoebe: Because I think SHE'S cool. Marigold: And the other girl is not? Phoebe: Younger kids are NEVER cool. Marigold: You see nothing wrong with this "coolness system?" Phoebe: Ours is not to reason why.
Yngvar Følling almost 9 years ago
I have to say, Phoebe, that you really disappoint me with that “Bleh.”
PJA almost 9 years ago
Clearly Sam is using the same system as you are, Fobe.
Neo Stryder almost 9 years ago
(facepalm)
Miba almost 9 years ago
Wait, whaaat? Sam is a girl??
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
As long as there have been kids.
Darwinskeeper almost 9 years ago
The irony is that when you reach a certain age, the coolness system gets reversed and the younger people are cooler than the older ones. Of course by the time she reaches that age, the difference between Phoebe and her two friends will be considered nothing.
Q4horse almost 9 years ago
Marigold, oldest girl on earth, therefore the coolest girl on earth.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 9 years ago
I hope we see more of Stephanie/Phoebe 2.0 in the future.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I see.
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Y’know, Phoebe, one of the things that makes Sam so very cool is how she treated you. The way you’re treating Phoebe2, you’ll NEVER make “cool.” Too much like Dakota, who, in comparison to Sam, is just plain snobby. Just sayin’….
Barnabus Blackoak almost 9 years ago
Wait….. that older kid is a girl? I honestly thought it was a boy. Are we heading into this gender neutral stuff?
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
Sam has a feminine face shape and wears earrings. I didn’t take long to deduce it.
TMO1 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Hey, if a unicorn likes you, who cares what any other human thinks of you?
I<3Garfield over 8 years ago
Wait… Sam’s a girl??? She looks like a boy.