Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 27, 2015

Yes!!!

The Heinielick maneuver is important to know.But never try licking a hinny.

I can still, at 71, still pretty much keep up with Jeopardy as well as ever, but occasionally I can’t remember such things as what you call the refrigerator. Too bad brains don’t come with delete buttons, because knowing what to call common household objects is probably going to be more useful to me than knowing who is the leader of Nigeria, which is using up at least some of the storage space in my brain.

That is so my mother!

Um…….no.

I looked up the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, I Kinda Sorta understood it. But it showed me that I’m certainly not a Rocket Scientist.

Heisenberg and Schrödinger go for a ride, with Heisenberg driving. Heisenberg realizes he just ran over a cat! Schrödinger asks, “Is it dead?” and Heisenberg replies, “I can’t be certain.” So, they put the cat in the trunk and speed off to find a vet.A few minutes later, a cop pulls them over for speeding. Cop says, “Do you know how fast you were going?” and Heisenberg says, “No, but I know exactly where we are!” The cop tells him he was going 108 miles per hour, and Heisenberg throws up his hands and yells “Great, now we’re lost!”The cop decides he’d better search the car, and when he opens the trunk, exclaims, “Hey, do you guys know there’s a dead cat in here?!”An angry Schrödinger tells him, “Well, we do NOW!”

Wazzat?

Not necessarily a question on Final Jeopardy, but here is something to ponder…

the latest survey shows three out of four people make up 75% of the population!

Don’t have to be a plugger for this one.