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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 25, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Do you think we'll still be friends when I'm a teenager? Marigold: Of course. Phoebe: What bout when I'm as old as my parents are now? Marigold: I do not see why not. Phoebe: Will we still be friends when I'm really, really old? Marigold: I think so. Phoebe: Will we still be friends when I tell you I picked my nose then didn't wash my hands before I touched your mane? Marigold: Glurk.
Masterius over 9 years ago
I don’t nose about that. I guess snot.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
BFFs
rpmurray over 9 years ago
Isn’t “glurk” Unicornese for “no”?
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl over 9 years ago
Don’t let Dakota find out about this, or she’ll start calling you the “Booger Princess” again.
Kyle Robert over 9 years ago
You may think it’s funny, but it’s snot.
Eric Salinas Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m stuck on you.
puddleglum1066 over 9 years ago
“Glurk” is unicorn for “I have already magically transported that booger to your pants pocket.”
Simon_Jester over 9 years ago
LOL! I love what Marigold’s tail is doing in the last panel.
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer over 9 years ago
all fun and games till boggers get in someones mane
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
Deal breaker.
gammaguy over 9 years ago
She picked her nose, eh? Was there a wide selection to pick from?
Thomas R. Williams over 9 years ago
Kinky Friedman: “You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe you friends off on your saddle.”
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sorry Unicorn.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
The lesson we learn, here, Phoebe is: “Some things friends DON’T share.”
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
The look of horror on Marigold’s face in the last panel alone is priceless. Her tail’s reaction just adds to it.
Dr_Fogg over 9 years ago
you can pick your nose. you can pick your friends, but don’t pick your friend’s nose. :-P
Q4horse over 9 years ago
Did Marigold visit Horace (Dark Side of the Horse) today? He is seeing rainbows.
ThomasKDye over 9 years ago
“As long as you remain MY friend. Don’t be going all Jackie Paper on me.”
groznythered over 9 years ago
Marigold will be your friend for as long as you are still a maiden. Assuming that you remain chaste, she will be at your side on your deathbed.
Colleen The Someone over 4 years ago
“I will take that as a yes!”
BloodMoonDragon13 almost 3 years ago
Her tail looks like a dandelion.
jerrica.benton333 almost 2 years ago
“you can’t stop da funk”*
*finger quotes
Official Foxtrot Page almost 2 years ago
Two things. “Glurk” stands for gross land rats u killed. And they would still be friends because of Phoebe’s wish.