Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 09, 2015

Dweebs of the world unite!You have nothing to lose but your unpopularity!

Yep, it’s gonna be whatever leaves are found on the way to the bus stop.

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.Find the fun and snap! The job’s a game.And every task you undertake, becomes a piece of cake, a lark, a spree; it’s very clear to see. — Mary Poppins

Ten? TEN??!! There are TEN warning signs? Once you get past three they’re prerequisites.

Where is Hobbes?Wo ist Hobbes?Ou est Hobbes?Dove si Hobbes?Donde esta Hobbes?Ubi est Hobbes?

We miss him here!!

Oh geez: I’ve been a dweeb all my life and never knew it.

Nice comeback, Susie!

Actually I wish my homework would have been that much fun…….My Elementary teacher was not a nice person and she ended up in an insane asylum…….whether that was inevitable or as a result of having to teach me and my siblings was never really clear…..

And Calvin will be stuck in the same grade until he’s 20 if he doesn’t smarten up.

Can anyone tell me how to figure out what date a strip was originally published?

Calvin moves to the next grade each year because no teacher wants him for two years in a row.

You go, Suzy. Can I be your friend?

Dweebs rule.

Calvin is exhibiting one of the ten warning signs of being a nut.

The joke’s on you, Susie. In this comic, you and Calvin both repeat first grade for the rest of your lives.

How about skipping grades?

Someone mentioned leaves turning some time back. I must get the answer to two questions:

1) What direction do leaves turn?2) Where do they go (if they go) when they turn?

Okay, I might be overthinking this…

It occures to me that Suzie has been stuck in the same grade as Calvin for 10 years…

Given Calvin’s profoundly acute assessment of artistic trends and their commercial applications served up on a bed of art criticism in other strips, I’d say this dweeb will be going far—I know, I know—and he should stay there.

Calvin might not show it but he’s jealous.

I was like Susie when I was at school. I always used to do my homework on Fridays so I could have the weekend to myself.

Weekends are not for work. Not all the time.

xxx

I’m not a dweeb—I’m a nerd, and proud of it! So there!

I also bet that you won’t be needing those leaves for Thanksgiving.

I bet that is the 10 signs of hopeless eggheadism

Susie is an egghead

Just leaf me alone already…

Well, Calvin sure doesn’t have to worry about being a dweeb.