Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 15, 2015

Hobbes, you tree hugging hippie.

I’ll sell the planet to you for 50 leaves.

Yeah, but the mosquitos kind of put a crimp in things.

No need to worry about the atmosphere. Once they’ve wiped out the human population, it’ll clean itself.

I was hunting for the word “Dispensationalism”, which describes fundamentalists and other Xians who are working to start Armageddon. I found this site and it is the scariest thing I ever read. Now I’m searching to see if this article is true. I had read other places that Bush II was one of them http://www.globalresearch.ca/millions-of-evangelical-christians-want-to-start-world-war-iii-to-speed-up-the-second-coming/29362I actually know some of these people, who believe it’s their duty to god to destroy the environment and the planet. I thought they were just kinda fringe wingnuts.

No, they’re fundamentalists. No matter which imaginary father figure they worship they are the most dangerous.

the real prime location is my classroom….start with that :D

They seem friendly.

20 years after, I realize that thing above the mouth is an eye; I thought it was a nose.

I’m guessing no one will believe this.

Be nice if some aliens could “fix” it!

We need a good fixer upper.

Jews are still waiting for the Messiah. So, if/when Christ returns Christians will see it as the second coming and (I guess), Jews will see it as the first coming. This is just my theory. I am Jewish.

HDTV channel intersected cosmically.

As a Christian, I’m finding it amusing to read what I’m supposedly thinking. You guys watch too many Oliver Stone movies.

I don’t know what’s going on around here but I’ll just pitch in that I don’t believe in anything supernatural.

I think The Joker said it best in the first Batman film.Click HERE if you are bold enough to listen…

These “conehead” characters in the strip are just kids dressed for Halloween, right?

Oh man! This is one of my favorites (of the many favorites I have). I cannot wait to see the rest unfold again!!!!I love Hobbes reference to ecology and the environment too!

I guess that proves it; there is no intelligent out there. Why would any intelligent being want this planet?

Hobbes is totally on the money there.

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Two more republican candidates?

Wow! How many people do you have running around in there? I counted about half a dozen. I think you’re making fine use of the right to be alien (although I’m not sure which entity grants that particular right. The Galactic Council of Zorkan, perhaps?)

Which one?

Oh all RIGHT! If no one else is going to, I will:

Well I saw the thing coming out of the skyIt had one long horn and one big eyeI commenced to shakin’ and I said oo-weeIt looks like a purple people eater to meIt was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eaterSure looks good to me

Oh boy. How exciting to hear that.

B’leev whatcha wanna b’leev !! Fine ! Just don’t take it to heart if I ignore your attempts to engage me in a discussion of your b’leef being the sole and absolute truth (especially when accompanied by a posture of persuasiveness).

I truly enjoyed Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner TV series back in the late 60’s…

We are not against limiting births. We simply believe that family planning should involve treating the human person as a person, with discipline and free will, and not as an animal to be chemically neutered.