Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 07, 2015

I bet he doesn’t take American Express.

The world will end December 31st, 9999.

Do you get a refund if the world ends sooner?

There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly evaporate and be replaced by something even more bizarre and unexplainable..There is another theory which states that this has already happened..- The Book, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

the world will end now….because it is always now…

Needs clarification: when our species becomes extinct? when all life ends? when the earth is subsumed in the expanding Sun? when Trump gets elect….. no, no, that last one is too horrible to contemplate??

Personally, I think that happened with the election before last. Well, OK, the country if not the world. But prospects for the the world are not looking good.

Will you accept a post-dated cheque?

For every ending, there is always a new beginning.

Since my credit card was hacked while I was on Paypal, I figure the world as we know it already ended…

There is one group saying that the world will end today. If they’re right, it’s been real, folks.http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/end-of-world-7-october-ebible-fellowship

Back in the Age of Aquarius, Criswell put out a book that predicted every major event from 1968 up until the end of the world, which he set on August 18, 1999..As far as I’m concerned, the world ended sixteen years ago.

Everything has its price.

The world ends every day… for someone.

Question to self…Do I really want to pay to find out when the world is going to end or should I save my money and be delightfully surprised ?

I read last night that some folks are saying the world will end today. They didn’t specify a time.

Even he’s not crazy enough to accept Bitcoin.

The prophet profits! (He’s probably right not to accept bitcoins or checks.)

So ya gotta divvy up loot before being pulverized into oblivion. Not fair, even those in Nagasaki did not havta pay.

And now an important message from the Reverend Sendmeallyourmoney………….

Ironic that this strip appears on the day when some religious sect in Pennsylvania says the world will end.

No, he doesn’t.

You know, various sources are saying that the world will end tomorrow (e.g., the e-Bible; for October 8th, 2015). HA! THAT’LL be the day!

Sounds like the Republican platform to me

“It’s the end of the world!” cried the caterpillar.“It’s just the beginning!” answered the butterfly.All endings lead to a new beginning. Why not celebrate that?

puddleglum1066It was the recent “red moon” eclipse.

Well, one group was predicting today, October 7. It doesn’t look like that worked out.

What – no BitCoin?

no, he didn’t.

Here I thought the profit of Doom the income (less expenses) id Software made off of its premiere game.

What, no bitcoin?