Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 25, 2015

A doomed goldfish?

It’s not the parting of the waters that will doom the fish. It’s the, um, gaseous emissions…

Is any of it real, or is it all just “magic”? Someday, we’ll know for sure.

The miracle is if he doesn’t foul his britches..Three rules of an Older man

You win :-)

Reminds me of the old Irish blessing: “May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind at your back not be of your own making.”

Shouldn’t this be published on Passover time, rather than towards the end of October???

Would have made the bible a lot more interesting for generations of children. Let’s see – Joshua knocking down the walls of Jericho, David and Goliath, many possibilities here.

And on the eighth day, God created the winds.

Nothing so redundant. . .

God must be a Mel Brook’s fan (do you remember Moses in “History of the world,part 1”?)

Best Pun of the Day award goes to…………….

it’s good being a gram-pa!

Inspired, no doubt, by “God teaches Adam the pull my finger trick” on the Sistine Chapel.

Divine humor? Glad my Grandfather never stooped to that level of humor. :P

….and don’t forget the campfire scene in “Blazing Saddles”. I was surprised a big firestorm didn’t occur in THAT camp.

God always did have a rather “Earthy” sense of humor..As proof: He created the Human Race, didn’t he?

He just provides special sound effects—among other special effects.