Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2015

That’s because you used an ad paid incantation, should have gone for Framity Jammity Fribbity Bop instead, it’s ad free and does exactly the same thing.

I prefer the Frammin On The Jim Jam programme. Much faster.

Needs an ad-blocker spell

The best spell is definitely “Frammin’ at the jim-jam, frippin’ in the krotz.”

If I get something free, I’ll watch an ad.

Incantations aren’t what they used to be. Nor are ads.

It’s his own fault for substituting Spam for newt eye.

Harry Potter never had that problem.

I Know the feeling.

Upgrade needed!

TANSTAAFL!

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Welcome to the www. era!

Remember the good old days of Commercial Television when all the channels were free and nothing got in the way of enjoying your favourite programs?

Latency is universal!