Herman by Jim Unger for October 23, 2015

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Harvard was not calling the kid!

Semper Pandemonium!

I see R Lee Ermey having a field day with this one. Another Gomer Pyle.

“I made you an appointment to get your hair cut.”

PPP: Proper Parental Procedure.

It will be like living at home. Only with better clothes and a haircut… That and you will get to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them.

You can always tell a Marine….you just can’t tell him much !(old Army Special Forces adage )

He’s just going to LOVE Parris Island!

Go Navy.

As if the Marines would have him in the first place. HAH !!!

The difference between Marines and Army in Nam. Marine officer says “Go take that hill!” They all run into fire to take it. The Army officer says, “Go take that hill!” and the soldiers wait for him to lead.

Two Marines go into a shoe store. They each want to buy alligator shoes, but the shoes cost more money than they have. "You’ll have to find your own way to get them. " the sales person says. -—————————————————-The two Marines are now standing waist-deep in a swamp. An alligator attacks them. One Marine dives under the water, wrestles the gator and throws him out onto the shore. He looks at him and says “No shoes on this one. Let’s wait for another.”

“I never married,” he said..“Lucky girl,” they thought.