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It will be like living at home. Only with better clothes and a haircut… That and you will get to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them.
The difference between Marines and Army in Nam. Marine officer says “Go take that hill!” They all run into fire to take it. The Army officer says, “Go take that hill!” and the soldiers wait for him to lead.
Two Marines go into a shoe store. They each want to buy alligator shoes, but the shoes cost more money than they have. "You’ll have to find your own way to get them. " the sales person says. -—————————————————-The two Marines are now standing waist-deep in a swamp. An alligator attacks them. One Marine dives under the water, wrestles the gator and throws him out onto the shore. He looks at him and says “No shoes on this one. Let’s wait for another.”
LuvThemPluggers over 9 years ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Harvard was not calling the kid!
pulpitpoundingpoliticalpundit over 9 years ago
Semper Pandemonium!
hawgowar over 9 years ago
I see R Lee Ermey having a field day with this one. Another Gomer Pyle.
PICTO over 9 years ago
“I made you an appointment to get your hair cut.”
Ubintold over 9 years ago
PPP: Proper Parental Procedure.
Mitchtheone over 9 years ago
It will be like living at home. Only with better clothes and a haircut… That and you will get to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them.
Linguist over 9 years ago
You can always tell a Marine….you just can’t tell him much !(old Army Special Forces adage )
corpcasselbury over 9 years ago
He’s just going to LOVE Parris Island!
jersey stevens over 9 years ago
Go Navy.
jayster6213 over 9 years ago
As if the Marines would have him in the first place. HAH !!!
route66paul over 9 years ago
The difference between Marines and Army in Nam. Marine officer says “Go take that hill!” They all run into fire to take it. The Army officer says, “Go take that hill!” and the soldiers wait for him to lead.
rshive over 9 years ago
Two Marines go into a shoe store. They each want to buy alligator shoes, but the shoes cost more money than they have. "You’ll have to find your own way to get them. " the sales person says. -—————————————————-The two Marines are now standing waist-deep in a swamp. An alligator attacks them. One Marine dives under the water, wrestles the gator and throws him out onto the shore. He looks at him and says “No shoes on this one. Let’s wait for another.”
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 9 years ago
“I never married,” he said..“Lucky girl,” they thought.