Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for October 11, 2015

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    Ravenswing  about 9 years ago

    I think Hobbes would be an improvement on the field.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 9 years ago

    Hobbes? Nah. Can I vote Calvin as a write-in instead?

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    Sisyphos  about 9 years ago

    Can’t trust these political news releases. Would Bill and Opus really stand up for ’two spaces," or is this just yet another empty campaign promise?

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    Beppo10983  about 9 years ago

    What about Bernie? He’s the hard-Left Liberal that Progressives deluded themselves into thinking Obama was back in 2008.

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    Pocosdad  about 9 years ago

    Papoon for President! He’s “Not Insane.”

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    Crash7  about 9 years ago

    That hairball cannon vehicle would have been right at home in Mad Max.

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    jrankin1959  about 9 years ago

    If you want to mock the candidates, fine – it’s your job, I get it. However, can we do a TAD better research on Dr. Carson? (P.S. – I can live with flinging boogers…)

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    Old Texan75  about 9 years ago

    Oh, woe is me. For nigh onto a half century, I have been ignorantly, and illiterally omitting the important Second Space after a period (or full stop, if your mind works that way.) Never knowing that my life was blighted and mis-guided because of my ignorance of the Second Space.I flunked out of college, was denied promotions at work, was never successful with wopersons, had ingrown toenails and dandruff, (until I lost all my hair), Alas and alack, it is too late for me! I call on all Second Grade Teachers to please, oh, please, I beg thee, teach Second Graders the second space rule. Oh, Miss Jones, how you failed me!

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    Simon_Jester  about 9 years ago

    Heyyyy, where’s Llewellyn?

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    ars731  about 9 years ago

    you got my vote, Now that’s change i can believe in

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Absolutely Insanely sane, & relevant.

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    Guilty Bystander  about 9 years ago

    Hillary Clinton a “Wildcard Outsider?” She’s more of an insider than anyone else running from either party…a vote for her is a vote for business as usual. No wonder they call these “the funnies.”

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    jeffbacon12357  about 9 years ago

    Bill the Cat is an improvement on the field.

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    lgilbert50  about 9 years ago

    Is Hillary a yes or no?

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    peabodyboy  about 9 years ago

    Opus and Bill just received their first big celebrity endorsement, Mel Gibson. No surprise there. Mel has always been an Opus Dei fanboy.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I wish the writers of ‘About Bloom County 2015’ would follow the two-space rule.Funny, even the ‘comments’ section autospell turns a double space to a single space.

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    Cougar1990  about 9 years ago

    Just wondering. Who’s driving?

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    alasko  about 9 years ago

    Dr. Carson separated conjoined twins.Trump and Clinton are conjoined twins politically.

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    Anweir88  about 9 years ago

    I’d prefer Bill and Opus to all but the last two. Dr. Carson is acceptable, but Hobbs is probably the best candidate on the list!

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    Yontrop  about 9 years ago

    but that’s not a Fiat.

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    KiloWhiskey  about 9 years ago

    Start over…

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    Strider54  about 9 years ago

    If not Bernie, we’re doomed. I wouldn’t be surprised if he follows the 2-space rule.

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