Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2015

Restores the balance of nature.

You won’t have to bat those mosquitoes away yourself!

Also marketed as The Louisville Bugger.

Made with real kale?-Jim Gaffigan

★ ☆☆☆☆Bug spray contained bats.Would not buy again.

Only $9.99 plus shipping and handling!

But wait! Call right now and we’ll double your order…

Just pay separate shipping and handling

Hey, I want some nasty tree hugger comments. How about the SPCA?

Truth in advertising and the guano is free.

Bat Flag Brand bug killer.

I would buy that. A lot.

We depend on the neighborhood bats at night and the dragonflies during the day to keep our gnats and mosquitoes under control all summer!

I went to pilot training at Moody AFB. It’s by the big “O” in Okefenokee. The swamp was right across the street from my apartment. At night I’d sit on the porch and watch the thick cloud of bugs swirling in the street light. Every now and then a black blur would fly through and there would be bat-sized hole in the cloud.

I would think that the can would spray out

I do believe that was mislabled!

I’ll take two cans

This is a batty idea. It might just work!

You can’t get more organic than that!