Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for October 14, 2015

I’d wear a man-bun too, but only if I’m allowed to wear a katana with it.

Man Bun! I’ve read that they’re back in style in some circles.Eeeeegh!

But ponytails are sooooo last millennia.

Man buns never made sense to me. If you’re going to grow your hair long, then wear it long. But if you’re going to tie it up in a ball behind your head, you might as well just cut it short.

When the snorklewacker says it’s a bad look, time to give it up.

I prefer mullets if you’re going to do something with your hair back there. I tried growing a mullet once but my hair was too curly to make it work. Just as well.

Binkley’s own hair should be in the Anxiety Closet. Moonlighting on Trump.

Those ARE hideous.

Me too. The highest I could manage a man-bun would be between the should blades.

Aren’t man-buns supposed to wear their own tiny fedoras now? I saw it on Boing Boing, so it must be true.

After seeing this strip, I realized that Josh Donaldson, 3rd baseman for the Blue Jays and MVP candidate has a man bun. Say it ain’t so….

Screw man-buns—shave your head!

But where’s his groomed man beard?

Is this payback for blowing up the attic?

Well, it wasn’t that long ago since his attic was blown to Kingdom Come by an explosive hairball. Perhaps the cost to rebuild sent him into the Anxiety Closet.